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'''Stephens Lightner''' is a lineup player for the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]]. Lightner has been with the Jazz Hands since [[Season 1]].
 
'''Stephens Lightner''' is a lineup player for the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]]. Lightner has been with the Jazz Hands since [[Season 1]].
  

Revision as of 21:03, 10 August 2020

Stephens Lightner is a lineup player for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands. Lightner has been with the Jazz Hands since Season 1.

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The Jazz Hands often refer to Lightner as Stephens "The Collective" Lightner. Not a single Stephen but rather an eclectic heap of Stephens, these multiple entities share not just a name but also the exact same location in space and time. Incomprehensible to the sane mind, this state of being has been described by Lightner as "nifty."

After a decades long career as an undefeated Race Carl driver, Lightner left racing to pursue glory in the greatest game of all - blaseball. Despite their age, Lightner quickly found a spot in the Jazz Hands' lineup, and have been a core part of the team for over █████ years.

Lightner are known for their unusual bat, which is made from the drive shaft of the Carl the drove to a legendary victory in the Daytona 42069. When asked why they were allowed to use such an unusual bat, The Commissioner did not provide any comment, because they were too busy Doing a Great Job.

Lightner hit a 3-run homer in 2:78, Discipline Era and were doused in Glatordade in celebration.