Sixth Circle Stadium

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Sixth Circle Stadium (known to locals as "The Ampitheater") is the home stadium of the Hades Tigers.

Located in the middle of downtown Tartarus, the Tigers claim Sixth Circle Stadium is the largest in Blaseball in terms of seating — it can host the uncountable souls of the damned. This claim has been impossible to officially verify, as the seats are equally uncountable.

The innards of the stadium are labyrinthine. Attempts to map them have met with failure, as they seem to constantly shift. Locals claim this due to the stadium being constructed in the heart of Tartarus, where the primordial diety's influence is strongest. Visitors are recommended to pay close attention to all signs and make the proper ritual offerings in order to navigate to their seats.

Since the incineration of Landry Violence, an eternal stormcloud that occasionally releases bolts of red lightning has hovered above the stadium. The topmost rows of seats have been designated the "splash zone" with a corresponding increase in ticket price.

Notable locations in the stadium include:

Food Court

The stadium's food court, "EAT. CONSUME. FEAST." offers a wide selection of sustenance, commonly nicknamed "the tenth circle" by locals due to the food there being worse than the cruelest tortures the demons of [ COME, DRINK MORE ] Hades have devised. Come get a Blood Pact Ham [ OPEN YOUR MOUTH ] burger from Morby's, try a Ghost Pepper Valley Taco from Taco Hell, or munch on a Frank Hotdog from Nathan's Hotdog's. Try the daily chef specials of our world famous inhouse sushi chef, Milkhead Kentucky Jr.! Our most popular treat are our Crackur Jacks that can contain exciting prizes such as wrapped guns. Lucky winners might find an RPG launcher! Fun for the whole family!

Both vegan and nonvegan options are available. However, all vegans will only receive nonvegan food and all nonvegans will only receive vegan food.

[ THE COURT OF GLUTTONY CALLS UPON YOU TO FEAST ]

Any conspiracy theories by nonsensical blabbers claiming the food court is a summoning circle and customers are playing a part in some long-term ritual planned by the builders are complete rubbish. [ ARE WE NOT KIND? ]

Deadly Seats

There is one rumor about the stadium that is undeniably true — at least eight of the seats are known to be deadly. Eyewitness testimonials state that spectators who sat in those seats were "instantly destroyed." These seats have been temporarily cordoned off.

Landry Violence Memorial Hall

After the tragic incineration of Landry Violence, the memorial hall was set up to honor him. His Blaseball equipment, along with the charred remains of his iconic jacket, are on display here. Fans regularly leave offerings in the hall before each game, in the hopes that Landry's spirit will bring the team victory.