Sixpack Santiago

Sixpack Santiago
Basic Information
Position	Lineup Player
Team	Miami Dalé
Status	Active; Intact
Biographical Details
Pronouns	He/Him

Sixpack Santiago is a batter for Miami Dalé.

Santiago replaced Theodore Passon after their incineration on Season 3 Day 6.

It is said that Sixpack Santiago looks just like someone you used to go to high school with. He looks, in fact, like the very platonic idea of a High School Jock.

“I can’t explain it but every time I see him he looks like one of the jocks I used to go school with, but never quite the same!” (notorious Dalé fan)

The public is generally very confused by Sixpack. A small sect of Miami fans claim that Santiago is a shapeshifter.

“I have followed Santiago for years! I have taken pictures! He changes every single day! He might look the same to you, but the discerning eye knows!” (notorious Conspiracy Theorist)

Santiago denies. “That’s ridiculous. I look the same every day.” He has refused DNA testing and further medical examination multiple times.