Sixpack Santiago

Sixpack Santiago
Basic Information
Position	Lineup Player
Team	Miami Dalé
Status	Active; Intact
Biographical Details
Pronouns	He/Him

Sixpack Santiago is a batter for Miami Dalé.

Santiago replaced Theodore Passon after their incineration on Season 3 Day 6.

Sixpack Santiago is a batter for Miami Dalé. It is said that Sixpack Santiago looks just like someone you used to go to high school with. He looks, in fact, like the very platonic idea of a High School Jock.

“I can’t explain it but every time I see him he looks like one of the jocks I used to go school with, but never quite the same!” (notorious Dalé fan)

The public is generally very confused by Sixpack. A small sect of Miami fans claim that Santiago is a shapeshifter.

“I have followed Santiago for years! I have taken pictures! He changes every single day! He might look the same to you, but the discerning eye knows!” (notorious Conspiracy Theorist)

Santiago denies. “That’s ridiculous. I look the same every day.” He has refused DNA testing and further medical examination multiple times.