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− | + | It is said that Sixpack Santiago looks just like someone you used to go to high school with. He looks, in fact, like the very platonic idea of a High School Jock. <blockquote>“I can’t explain it but every time I see him he looks like one of the jocks I used to go school with, but never quite the same!” (notorious Dalé fan)</blockquote>The public is generally very confused by Sixpack. A small sect of Miami fans claim that Santiago is a shapeshifter. <blockquote>“I have followed Santiago for years! I have taken pictures! He changes every single day! He might look the same to you, but the discerning eye knows!” (notorious Conspiracy Theorist)</blockquote>Santiago denies. “That’s ridiculous. I look the same every day.” He has refused DNA testing and further medical examination multiple times. | |
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Revision as of 01:23, 4 August 2020
Sixpack Santiago is a batter for Miami Dalé.
Santiago replaced Theodore Passon after their incineration on Season 3 Day 6.
It is said that Sixpack Santiago looks just like someone you used to go to high school with. He looks, in fact, like the very platonic idea of a High School Jock.
“I can’t explain it but every time I see him he looks like one of the jocks I used to go school with, but never quite the same!” (notorious Dalé fan)
The public is generally very confused by Sixpack. A small sect of Miami fans claim that Santiago is a shapeshifter.
“I have followed Santiago for years! I have taken pictures! He changes every single day! He might look the same to you, but the discerning eye knows!” (notorious Conspiracy Theorist)
Santiago denies. “That’s ridiculous. I look the same every day.” He has refused DNA testing and further medical examination multiple times.