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Sixpack Santiago is a batter for Miami Dalé.

Santiago replaced Theodore Passon after their incineration on Season 3 Day 6.

Sixpack Santiago is a batter for Miami Dalé. It is said that Sixpack Santiago looks just like someone you used to go to high school with. He looks, in fact, like the very platonic idea of a High School Jock.

“I can’t explain it but every time I see him he looks like one of the jocks I used to go school with, but never quite the same!” (notorious Dalé fan)

The public is generally very confused by Sixpack. A small sect of Miami fans claim that Santiago is a shapeshifter.

“I have followed Santiago for years! I have taken pictures! He changes every single day! He might look the same to you, but the discerning eye knows!” (notorious Conspiracy Theorist)

Santiago denies. “That’s ridiculous. I look the same every day.” He has refused DNA testing and further medical examination multiple times.

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 Santiago replaced [[Theodore Passon]] after their [[incineration]] on [[Season 3]] Day 6.
-Not much is known about Sixpack Santiago but some have said he looks just like someone they used to go to high school with. When one fan was interviewed they said “I can’t explain it but when I saw him for the first time he looked like one of the jocks I used to go school with. However, the next night I couldn’t recognize him.” Various fans are absolutely baffled and there’s a small sect of Miami fans that are accusing Santiago of being a shapeshifter. One conspiracy theorist said “I have followed Santiago for years! I have taken pictures of him every day and there are subtle changes each day. To an unassuming fan he looks the same but not to those of us that are paying attention.”
-When asked directly about this, Santiago said “That’s an absolutely ridiculous accusation. I look the same every day.”
+Sixpack Santiago is a batter for [[Miami Dalé]]. It is said that Sixpack Santiago looks just like someone you used to go to high school with. He looks, in fact, like the very platonic idea of a High School Jock.  <blockquote>“I can’t explain it but every time I see him he looks like one of the jocks I used to go school with, but never quite the same!”  (notorious Dalé fan)</blockquote>The public is generally very confused by Sixpack. A small sect of Miami fans claim that Santiago is a shapeshifter.  <blockquote>“I have followed Santiago for years! I have taken pictures! He changes every single day! He might look the same to you, but the discerning eye knows!” (notorious Conspiracy Theorist)</blockquote>Santiago denies. “That’s ridiculous. I look the same every day.” He has refused DNA testing and further medical examination multiple times.
-He has however turned down all attempts at a DNA test.
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