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{{Player|title1=Sixpack Santiago|team=Miami Dalé|rating=★★½|status=Active; Intact|position=Batter|pronouns=He/Him|Abs=Yes}}'''Sixpack Santiago''' is a batter for [[Miami Dalé]]. | {{Player|title1=Sixpack Santiago|team=Miami Dalé|rating=★★½|status=Active; Intact|position=Batter|pronouns=He/Him|Abs=Yes}}'''Sixpack Santiago''' is a batter for [[Miami Dalé]]. | ||
| − | Santiago replaced | + | Santiago replaced [[Theodore Passon]] after their [[incineration]] on [[Season 3]] Day 6. |
Not much is known about Sixpack Santiago but some have said he looks just like someone they used to go to high school with. When one fan was interviewed they said “I can’t explain it but when I saw him for the first time he looked like one of the jocks I used to go school with. However, the next night I couldn’t recognize him.” Various fans are absolutely baffled and there’s a small sect of Miami fans that are accusing Santiago of being a shapeshifter. One conspiracy theorist said “I have followed Santiago for years! I have taken pictures of him every day and there are subtle changes each day. To an unassuming fan he looks the same but not to those of us that are paying attention.” | Not much is known about Sixpack Santiago but some have said he looks just like someone they used to go to high school with. When one fan was interviewed they said “I can’t explain it but when I saw him for the first time he looked like one of the jocks I used to go school with. However, the next night I couldn’t recognize him.” Various fans are absolutely baffled and there’s a small sect of Miami fans that are accusing Santiago of being a shapeshifter. One conspiracy theorist said “I have followed Santiago for years! I have taken pictures of him every day and there are subtle changes each day. To an unassuming fan he looks the same but not to those of us that are paying attention.” | ||
Revision as of 01:19, 4 August 2020
Sixpack Santiago is a batter for Miami Dalé.
Santiago replaced Theodore Passon after their incineration on Season 3 Day 6.
Not much is known about Sixpack Santiago but some have said he looks just like someone they used to go to high school with. When one fan was interviewed they said “I can’t explain it but when I saw him for the first time he looked like one of the jocks I used to go school with. However, the next night I couldn’t recognize him.” Various fans are absolutely baffled and there’s a small sect of Miami fans that are accusing Santiago of being a shapeshifter. One conspiracy theorist said “I have followed Santiago for years! I have taken pictures of him every day and there are subtle changes each day. To an unassuming fan he looks the same but not to those of us that are paying attention.”
When asked directly about this, Santiago said “That’s an absolutely ridiculous accusation. I look the same every day.”
He has however turned down all attempts at a DNA test.
