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{{Player|title1=Sixpack Santiago|team=Miami Dalé|rating=★|status=Active|pronouns=He/Him|Abs=Yes}} | {{Player|title1=Sixpack Santiago|team=Miami Dalé|rating=★|status=Active|pronouns=He/Him|Abs=Yes}} | ||
| − | '''Sixpack Santiago''' is a batter for [[Miami Dalé]]. Santiago replaced [[Theodore Passon]] after their [[incineration]] on [[Season 3]], Day 6 | + | '''Sixpack Santiago''' is a batter for [[Miami Dalé]]. Santiago replaced [[Theodore Passon]] after their [[incineration]] on [[Season 3]], Day 6. |
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| + | == Peanut Allergy == | ||
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| + | Santiago's rating suffered following an allergic reaction to a [[peanut]] on Season 3, Day 84 during a game against the [[Canada Moist Talkers]]. | ||
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== Controversies == | == Controversies == | ||
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It is said that Sixpack Santiago looks just like someone you used to go to high school with. He looks, in fact, like the very platonic ideal of a High School Jock. <blockquote>“I can’t explain it but every time I see him he looks like one of the jocks I used to go school with, but never quite the same!” (notorious Dalé fan)</blockquote>The public is generally very confused by Sixpack. A small sect of Miami fans claim that Santiago is a shapeshifter. <blockquote>“I have followed Santiago for years! I have taken pictures! He changes every single day! He might look the same to you, but the discerning eye knows!” (notorious Conspiracy Theorist)</blockquote>Santiago denies this allegation. “That’s ridiculous. I look the same every day.” He has refused DNA testing and further medical examination multiple times. | It is said that Sixpack Santiago looks just like someone you used to go to high school with. He looks, in fact, like the very platonic ideal of a High School Jock. <blockquote>“I can’t explain it but every time I see him he looks like one of the jocks I used to go school with, but never quite the same!” (notorious Dalé fan)</blockquote>The public is generally very confused by Sixpack. A small sect of Miami fans claim that Santiago is a shapeshifter. <blockquote>“I have followed Santiago for years! I have taken pictures! He changes every single day! He might look the same to you, but the discerning eye knows!” (notorious Conspiracy Theorist)</blockquote>Santiago denies this allegation. “That’s ridiculous. I look the same every day.” He has refused DNA testing and further medical examination multiple times. | ||
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[[Category:Players Who Replaced an Incinerated Player]] | [[Category:Players Who Replaced an Incinerated Player]] | ||
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Revision as of 00:47, 11 August 2020
Sixpack Santiago is a batter for Miami Dalé. Santiago replaced Theodore Passon after their incineration on Season 3, Day 6.
Peanut Allergy
Santiago's rating suffered following an allergic reaction to a peanut on Season 3, Day 84 during a game against the Canada Moist Talkers.
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Controversies
It is said that Sixpack Santiago looks just like someone you used to go to high school with. He looks, in fact, like the very platonic ideal of a High School Jock.
“I can’t explain it but every time I see him he looks like one of the jocks I used to go school with, but never quite the same!” (notorious Dalé fan)
The public is generally very confused by Sixpack. A small sect of Miami fans claim that Santiago is a shapeshifter.
“I have followed Santiago for years! I have taken pictures! He changes every single day! He might look the same to you, but the discerning eye knows!” (notorious Conspiracy Theorist)
Santiago denies this allegation. “That’s ridiculous. I look the same every day.” He has refused DNA testing and further medical examination multiple times.
