Simon Haley
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Simon Haley is a player for the Canada Moist Talkers. They came down to us from on high very shortly after Trevino Merritt passed away, and was subsequently recruited into Merritt's spot after they displayed a lot of the same hitting, fielding, and killer instinct that Merritt displayed in their time with us. They are referred to by their teammates as "The Comet".
As of the Siesta, Haley is recognized as having the best batting average in the ILB, with an average of 0.8.
