Silvaire Roadhouse/IF-14.360

Rumor / Community Lore
This article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community. It is just one of many Rumors that we've found in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill. You can find more Rumors about Silvaire Roadhouse at their Rumor Registry.

Silvaire Roadhouse is a half-minotaur on their ██████'s side. Minotaurs are already half-human, so it doesn't really show much but for the horns and the natural septum piercing and just being all around very scruffy, but they wear it well.

Whenever they stay in one spot too long, a corn maze sprouts up around them. For extended periods within the affected area, the maze bubbles into a spatial anomaly that grows impossibly more complex and overlapping nearer to its euclidean center. Within that part of the maze, trying to look up and over the stalks will reveal a plain of maize stretching off into the horizon in eternal afternoon.

Silvaire is always in the outfield of the Crabitat, even on away games. They can leave if they want to, but passing through the fractal corpsespace of the Mother Crab as a leaking spatial anomaly has lead to two instances of █████████ ███ █████ ████████ ██████, ███ ███ ███████ ██ ████████. Survivors have recovered after extensive therapy, but have sworn off corn and shellfish both.