Shadow Moabbey

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Rather than having a tier 2 feeder team, the Hellmouth Sunbeams have turned to the Shadow Moabbey, one of the few buildings that still stands after the Hellmouth consumed the desert. There, the monks harness the Hellmouth and the sun beams to grow the ingredients needed for their infamous smoothies, and more palatable beer. As a side effect, potential players become better equipped to deal with the dangers of playing at The Solarium, in a controlled, safer environment.


Smoothies are primarily grown on the Smoothie Tree, known as Smoothyggdrasil, the oldest and longest serving monk. They are a friendly sort, and make it Their duty to care for the younger, less experienced monks. Through various tests in the past, Smoothyggdrasil has worked out that the products of Their branches are affected by what They eat, what They drink, and what They choose to do.


The Moabbey is located near the Hellmouth. The team frequently makes the long trek to the Moabbey after home games. After especially tiresome games and away games, the Shadow Moabbey somehow delivers smoothies to the team. The method of delivery is unknown, but the players always receive the flavor they most want at the time.