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{{Player|team=[[Hellmouth Sunbeams]]|rating=★★|pronouns=Any|species=Ostensibly Human|status=Alive|image1=ProxSandoval.png}}Sandoval Crossing is a pitcher<ref>[[Facts/Lore Disambiguation Guide]]</ref> for the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]]. Nicknamed "Crossing Guard", they are legally required to sing "Enter Sandman" whenever asked.
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{{Player|team=[[Hellmouth Sunbeams]]|rating=★★|pronouns=Any|species=Ostensibly Human|status=Alive|nickname:Crossing Guard|image1=ProxSandoval.png}}'''Sandoval Crossing''' is a pitcher for the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]]. Crossing has been with the Hellmouth Sunbeams since [[Season 1]]. They are known for having the highest strikeout count across the [[Internet League Blaseball|League]] in [[Season 3]].
  
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==Official League Records==
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Crossing gained league-wide notoriety during [[Season 3]] for performing a total of 152 strikeouts, the highest of any pitcher in the League that season.
  
Crossing is known for their unique pitching style, where they gently toss the ball in a [[The Sun|Sun]]<nowiki/>ward direction before violently accelerating it through impact with their crossing-guard sign. This technique, while unorthodox and skirting the edges of blaseball legality, is chiefly responsible for Crossing boasting the highest strikeout count across the League in Season 3.
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{{Community Lore}}
  
Crossing says he owes this technique to a "sport" called "tennis", a (presumably) splort-like ritual he is said to have played when he still resided on the Material Plane.
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==Career==
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Crossing is known for their unique pitching style, where they gently toss the ball in a [[The Sun|Sun]]<nowiki/>ward direction before violently accelerating it through impact with their crossing-guard sign. This technique, while unorthodox and skirting the edges of blaseball legality, is suspected to be responsible for Crossing's Season 3 strikeout record.
  
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Crossing says they owe this technique to a "sport" called "tennis", a (presumably) splort-like ritual he is said to have played when he still resided on the Material Plane.
  
 
 
 
 
== Personal Life ==
 
 
In interviews with the pitcher himself, Crossing alleges he fell through a time hole in the year 200X, during his afternoon crossing guard job outside Moab's Grand County Middle School. They emerged mostly unscathed at the Dawn of Blaseball, and have been playing ever since. Citing zero experience with blaseball, they adapted skills they had learned from playing "tennis" to surprising effect on the blaseball mound.
 
In interviews with the pitcher himself, Crossing alleges he fell through a time hole in the year 200X, during his afternoon crossing guard job outside Moab's Grand County Middle School. They emerged mostly unscathed at the Dawn of Blaseball, and have been playing ever since. Citing zero experience with blaseball, they adapted skills they had learned from playing "tennis" to surprising effect on the blaseball mound.
  
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==Trivia==
 
 
== Trivia ==
 
Notably, they once hatched a smaller version of themselves from an egg during a game.
 
 
 
Crossing and [[Hades Tigers|Tigers]] batter [[Fish Summer]] jointly hold the record for "longest (and only) rally in a blaseball game", when Crossing forgot what splort he was playing and smacked Fish's flyball out of the air in the batter's direction. Summer responded in kind, resulting in a 29-minute, 643-shot rally and the general vexation of all observing.
 
  
Crossing is known best not for their pitching ability, but for their explosive post-game tantrums. Once, fed up after a losing game, they removed their cleats, placed them on top of a stadium garbage bin, and lit the entire thing on fire.
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*Notably, they once hatched a smaller version of themselves from an egg during a game.
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* Crossing and [[Hades Tigers]] batter [[Fish Summer]] jointly hold the record for "longest (and only) rally in a blaseball game", when Crossing forgot what splort he was playing and smacked Fish's flyball out of the air in the batter's direction. Summer responded in kind, resulting in a 29-minute, 643-shot rally and the general vexation of all observing.
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*Crossing is reportedly known best among fellow players not for their pitching ability, but for their explosive post-game tantrums. Once, fed up after a losing game, they removed their cleats, placed them on top of a stadium garbage bin, and lit the entire thing on fire.
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*They are reportedly legally required to sing "Enter Sandman" whenever asked.
  
== Fan Art ==
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==Fan Art==
 
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Sandoval.jpg|Art by @hummingmoth
 
Sandoval.jpg|Art by @hummingmoth
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ProxSandoval.png|Art by @proximart0
 
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Revision as of 00:20, 9 August 2020

Sandoval Crossing is a pitcher for the Hellmouth Sunbeams. Crossing has been with the Hellmouth Sunbeams since Season 1. They are known for having the highest strikeout count across the League in Season 3.

Official League Records

Crossing gained league-wide notoriety during Season 3 for performing a total of 152 strikeouts, the highest of any pitcher in the League that season.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Career

Crossing is known for their unique pitching style, where they gently toss the ball in a Sunward direction before violently accelerating it through impact with their crossing-guard sign. This technique, while unorthodox and skirting the edges of blaseball legality, is suspected to be responsible for Crossing's Season 3 strikeout record.

Crossing says they owe this technique to a "sport" called "tennis", a (presumably) splort-like ritual he is said to have played when he still resided on the Material Plane.

In interviews with the pitcher himself, Crossing alleges he fell through a time hole in the year 200X, during his afternoon crossing guard job outside Moab's Grand County Middle School. They emerged mostly unscathed at the Dawn of Blaseball, and have been playing ever since. Citing zero experience with blaseball, they adapted skills they had learned from playing "tennis" to surprising effect on the blaseball mound.

Trivia

  • Notably, they once hatched a smaller version of themselves from an egg during a game.
  • Crossing and Hades Tigers batter Fish Summer jointly hold the record for "longest (and only) rally in a blaseball game", when Crossing forgot what splort he was playing and smacked Fish's flyball out of the air in the batter's direction. Summer responded in kind, resulting in a 29-minute, 643-shot rally and the general vexation of all observing.
  • Crossing is reportedly known best among fellow players not for their pitching ability, but for their explosive post-game tantrums. Once, fed up after a losing game, they removed their cleats, placed them on top of a stadium garbage bin, and lit the entire thing on fire.
  • They are reportedly legally required to sing "Enter Sandman" whenever asked.

Fan Art