Randall Marijuana
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Randall Marijuana, nicknamed "Randy Weed", is a batter for the Hellmouth Sunbeams. His brother, Dominic Marijuana, plays for the New York Millennials. Randy is named for his grandfather, Randolfus von Marijuana, the man credited as the first to defeat a whale in single combat using a tapered wooden rod instead of the usual harpoon.
Randy is often praised for his powerful batting despite his young age. While its technically against the rules, he makes a habit of skateboarding from base to base.
Off the field, Randy has been known to wear windbreakers in garish colors, reminiscent of teens of decades past.
