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Randall Marijuana, nicknamed "Randy Weed", is a batter for the Hellmouth Sunbeams. His brother, Dominic Marijuana, plays for the New York Millennials. Randy is named for his grandfather, Randolfus von Marijuana, the man credited as the first to defeat a whale in single combat using a tapered wooden rod instead of the usual harpoon.

Randy is often praised for his powerful batting despite his young age. While its technically against the rules, he makes a habit of skateboarding from base to base.

Off the field, Randy has been known to wear windbreakers in garish colors, reminiscent of teens of decades past.

During his "second" season, Randy was warned by Assistant Coach Nakamura that if he didn't stop striking out so often, his Minecraft save file would be deleted. In a pivotal game against the Canada Moist Talkers, Randy struck out, leading to the Sunbeams being Shamed. Coach immediately destroyed Randy's save file as a consequence.

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 Off the field, Randy has been known to wear windbreakers in garish colors, reminiscent of teens of decades past.
-During his "second" season, Randy was warned by Coach Nakamura that if he didn't stop striking out so often, his Minecraft save file would be deleted. In a pivotal game against the [[Canada Moist Talkers]], Randy struck out, leading to the Sunbeams being Shamed. Coach Nakamura immediately destroyed Randy's save file as a consequence.
+During his "second" season, Randy was warned by Assistant Coach Nakamura that if he didn't stop striking out so often, his Minecraft save file would be deleted. In a pivotal game against the [[Canada Moist Talkers]], Randy struck out, leading to the Sunbeams being Shamed. Coach immediately destroyed Randy's save file as a consequence.
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