Difference between revisions of "PolkaDot Patterson"
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{{Player|team=[[Baltimore Crabs]]|status=Intact, Alive|rating=★★★★★|pronouns=they/them|image1=<tabber> | {{Player|team=[[Baltimore Crabs]]|status=Intact, Alive|rating=★★★★★|pronouns=they/them|image1=<tabber> | ||
Artist's Rendition = [[File:Polkadot_Patterson.png]] |-| | Artist's Rendition = [[File:Polkadot_Patterson.png]] |-| | ||
| − | Limited-Spectrum = [[File:polkadot_photo_regular.png]] |-| | + | Limited-Spectrum = [[File:polkadot_photo_regular.png|300px|by l. coeruleus from the Discord]] |-| |
Special Edition = [[File:Polkadot_Special.png]] </tabber> | Special Edition = [[File:Polkadot_Special.png]] </tabber> | ||
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Artist's Rendition = by [[https://twitter.com/Slagstorm/status/1289292065700851712 src:@Slagstorm]] |-| | Artist's Rendition = by [[https://twitter.com/Slagstorm/status/1289292065700851712 src:@Slagstorm]] |-| | ||
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Special Edition = hgdhfghgfgh </tabber>}}PolkaDot Patterson is a player for the [[Baltimore Crabs]] who originally played for the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]] during Season 1. | Special Edition = hgdhfghgfgh </tabber>}}PolkaDot Patterson is a player for the [[Baltimore Crabs]] who originally played for the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]] during Season 1. | ||
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Patterson's Regular Edition Discipline Age Photo Card (fig.2) has seen significant degradation due to Patterson's signature emanations. Patterson's Special Edition Discipline Age Photo Card (fig.3) has been reconstructed from photographer descriptions. The photographer has seen significant degradation due to Patterson's signature emanations. | Patterson's Regular Edition Discipline Age Photo Card (fig.2) has seen significant degradation due to Patterson's signature emanations. Patterson's Special Edition Discipline Age Photo Card (fig.3) has been reconstructed from photographer descriptions. The photographer has seen significant degradation due to Patterson's signature emanations. | ||
| − | == Nicknames== | + | ==Nicknames== |
*Saint Patterson | *Saint Patterson | ||
*PdP | *PdP | ||
| − | *PeePee | + | * PeePee |
*P O L K A D O T | *P O L K A D O T | ||
*Mound guardian, guardian of the mound | *Mound guardian, guardian of the mound | ||
Revision as of 22:58, 31 July 2020
PolkaDot Patterson is a player for the Baltimore Crabs who originally played for the Kansas City Breath Mints during Season 1.
After receiving a "Max Out Pitcher" blessing and switching teams at the end of Season 1, Patterson has been regarded as a Messianic figure by the Crabs, many of whom believe Patterson to be their savior.
Patterson was also largely responsible for the Crabs' legendary 20-inning game against the Breckenridge Jazz Hands on day 52 of Season 2, which resulted in an 8-6 win for the Crabs.
Patterson has 87 fingers. This allows them to apply four-dimensional spin to the ball.
PolkaDot Patterson... How do you even begin to explain PolkaDot Patterson? PolkaDot Patterson is flawless. They have two Fendi purses and a silver Lexus. Their hair is insured for $10000. I hear they do car commercials in Japan. Their favorite movie is Varsity Blues. One time, they met John Stamos on a plane and he told them they were pretty.
Patterson's Regular Edition Discipline Age Photo Card (fig.2) has seen significant degradation due to Patterson's signature emanations. Patterson's Special Edition Discipline Age Photo Card (fig.3) has been reconstructed from photographer descriptions. The photographer has seen significant degradation due to Patterson's signature emanations.
Nicknames
- Saint Patterson
- PdP
- PeePee
- P O L K A D O T
- Mound guardian, guardian of the mound
- The arm(s) that won't quit
- p̗̹͕̰̤̭͇͐͛̿̅̔͊̄̀̚͟ͅŏ̶̧̼̹͉͙̟̀̊̌̿̑͘l̶̙̰͙̜̫͖͕̮̜͚͂̓̂͛͊̚k̸̤͓̘̦̙͓͈̮̖͂̆̂̑͛̽͆́͘̚͢a̸̧͎͉̬̻͗̓̅̅̐̀͌̿͜͡͞ḅ̷̨̬̹̼͑̆͂̿͂̏͊̂͌ȩ̴͙͓̩͈̤̳̰̈͌́͆́̓̚ả̵̛̲̖͇̹͉̊̐̍͛͆͒͡s̸̳̻̱͕̘̻̦̬̔͌̊̏̃̈͝͞t̡̧̪̝͓̟͓̙͊̇̂̅͐̕͟͜3̧̝̰͓̗̗̊́̐̿͂̏́͘̕͡0̩̲̗̺̥̰̯̊̂̈̿̚0̵̥͎͓͓͓̭̯̼̞͖̿̀̇̂̈́̓͗͛̀̚0̨̢̛̪̱̺͎͑̃͋̊̈̚͟
