Difference between revisions of "PolkaDot Patterson"
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| − | {{Player|team=[[Baltimore Crabs]]|status=Intact, Alive|rating=★★★★★|image1=[[Polkadot_Patterson.png]]|caption1=[[https://twitter.com/Slagstorm/status/1289292065700851712 src:@Slagstorm]]|pronouns=they/them}} | + | {{Player|team=[[Baltimore Crabs]]|status=Intact, Alive|rating=★★★★★|image1=<tabber> |
| + | Artist's Rendition = [[File:Polkadot_Patterson.png]] |-| | ||
| + | Limited-Spectrum Card = [[File:polkadot_regular.png]] |-| | ||
| + | Special Edition Card = [[File:polkadot_special.png]] | ||
| + | </tabber> | ||
| + | |caption1=Art by [[https://twitter.com/Slagstorm/status/1289292065700851712 src:@Slagstorm]] and l. coeruleus from the Discord|pronouns=they/them}} | ||
PolkaDot Patterson is a player for the [[Baltimore Crabs]] who originally played for the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]] during Season 1. | PolkaDot Patterson is a player for the [[Baltimore Crabs]] who originally played for the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]] during Season 1. | ||
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PolkaDot Patterson... How do you even begin to explain PolkaDot Patterson? PolkaDot Patterson is flawless. They have two Fendi purses and a silver Lexus. Their hair is insured for $10000. I hear they do car commercials in Japan. Their favorite movie is Varsity Blues. One time, they met John Stamos on a plane and he told them they were pretty. | PolkaDot Patterson... How do you even begin to explain PolkaDot Patterson? PolkaDot Patterson is flawless. They have two Fendi purses and a silver Lexus. Their hair is insured for $10000. I hear they do car commercials in Japan. Their favorite movie is Varsity Blues. One time, they met John Stamos on a plane and he told them they were pretty. | ||
| − | == Nicknames == | + | ==Nicknames== |
| − | * Saint Patterson | + | *Saint Patterson |
*PdP | *PdP | ||
| − | * PeePee | + | *PeePee |
| − | * P O L K A D O T | + | *P O L K A D O T |
| − | * Mound guardian, guardian of the mound | + | *Mound guardian, guardian of the mound |
| − | * The arm(s) that won't quit | + | *The arm(s) that won't quit |
| − | * p̗̹͕̰̤̭͇͐͛̿̅̔͊̄̀̚͟ͅŏ̶̧̼̹͉͙̟̀̊̌̿̑͘l̶̙̰͙̜̫͖͕̮̜͚͂̓̂͛͊̚k̸̤͓̘̦̙͓͈̮̖͂̆̂̑͛̽͆́͘̚͢a̸̧͎͉̬̻͗̓̅̅̐̀͌̿͜͡͞ḅ̷̨̬̹̼͑̆͂̿͂̏͊̂͌ȩ̴͙͓̩͈̤̳̰̈͌́͆́̓̚ả̵̛̲̖͇̹͉̊̐̍͛͆͒͡s̸̳̻̱͕̘̻̦̬̔͌̊̏̃̈͝͞t̡̧̪̝͓̟͓̙͊̇̂̅͐̕͟͜3̧̝̰͓̗̗̊́̐̿͂̏́͘̕͡0̩̲̗̺̥̰̯̊̂̈̿̚0̵̥͎͓͓͓̭̯̼̞͖̿̀̇̂̈́̓͗͛̀̚0̨̢̛̪̱̺͎͑̃͋̊̈̚͟ | + | *p̗̹͕̰̤̭͇͐͛̿̅̔͊̄̀̚͟ͅŏ̶̧̼̹͉͙̟̀̊̌̿̑͘l̶̙̰͙̜̫͖͕̮̜͚͂̓̂͛͊̚k̸̤͓̘̦̙͓͈̮̖͂̆̂̑͛̽͆́͘̚͢a̸̧͎͉̬̻͗̓̅̅̐̀͌̿͜͡͞ḅ̷̨̬̹̼͑̆͂̿͂̏͊̂͌ȩ̴͙͓̩͈̤̳̰̈͌́͆́̓̚ả̵̛̲̖͇̹͉̊̐̍͛͆͒͡s̸̳̻̱͕̘̻̦̬̔͌̊̏̃̈͝͞t̡̧̪̝͓̟͓̙͊̇̂̅͐̕͟͜3̧̝̰͓̗̗̊́̐̿͂̏́͘̕͡0̩̲̗̺̥̰̯̊̂̈̿̚0̵̥͎͓͓͓̭̯̼̞͖̿̀̇̂̈́̓͗͛̀̚0̨̢̛̪̱̺͎͑̃͋̊̈̚͟ |
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[[Category:Players]] | [[Category:Players]] | ||
[[Category:Baltimore Crabs]] | [[Category:Baltimore Crabs]] | ||
Revision as of 22:15, 31 July 2020
PolkaDot Patterson is a player for the Baltimore Crabs who originally played for the Kansas City Breath Mints during Season 1.
After receiving a "Max Out Pitcher" blessing and switching teams at the end of Season 1, Patterson has been regarded as a Messianic figure by the Crabs, many of whom believe Patterson to be their savior.
Patterson was also largely responsible for the Crabs' legendary 20-inning game against the Breckenridge Jazz Hands on day 52 of Season 2, which resulted in an 8-6 win for the Crabs.
Patterson has 87 fingers. This allows them to apply four-dimensional spin to the ball.
PolkaDot Patterson... How do you even begin to explain PolkaDot Patterson? PolkaDot Patterson is flawless. They have two Fendi purses and a silver Lexus. Their hair is insured for $10000. I hear they do car commercials in Japan. Their favorite movie is Varsity Blues. One time, they met John Stamos on a plane and he told them they were pretty.
Nicknames
- Saint Patterson
- PdP
- PeePee
- P O L K A D O T
- Mound guardian, guardian of the mound
- The arm(s) that won't quit
- p̗̹͕̰̤̭͇͐͛̿̅̔͊̄̀̚͟ͅŏ̶̧̼̹͉͙̟̀̊̌̿̑͘l̶̙̰͙̜̫͖͕̮̜͚͂̓̂͛͊̚k̸̤͓̘̦̙͓͈̮̖͂̆̂̑͛̽͆́͘̚͢a̸̧͎͉̬̻͗̓̅̅̐̀͌̿͜͡͞ḅ̷̨̬̹̼͑̆͂̿͂̏͊̂͌ȩ̴͙͓̩͈̤̳̰̈͌́͆́̓̚ả̵̛̲̖͇̹͉̊̐̍͛͆͒͡s̸̳̻̱͕̘̻̦̬̔͌̊̏̃̈͝͞t̡̧̪̝͓̟͓̙͊̇̂̅͐̕͟͜3̧̝̰͓̗̗̊́̐̿͂̏́͘̕͡0̩̲̗̺̥̰̯̊̂̈̿̚0̵̥͎͓͓͓̭̯̼̞͖̿̀̇̂̈́̓͗͛̀̚0̨̢̛̪̱̺͎͑̃͋̊̈̚͟
