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PolkaDot Patterson is a player for the [[Baltimore Crabs]] who originally played for the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]] during Season 1.
 
PolkaDot Patterson is a player for the [[Baltimore Crabs]] who originally played for the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]] during Season 1.
  
After receiving a "Max Out Pitcher" blessing at the end of Season 1 and switching teams, Patterson has been regarded as a Messianic figure by the Crabs, many of whom believe Patterson to be their savior.
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After receiving a "Max Out Pitcher" blessing and switching teams at the end of Season 1, Patterson has been regarded as a Messianic figure by the Crabs, many of whom believe Patterson to be their savior.
  
 
Patterson was also largely responsible for the Crabs' legendary 20-inning game against the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]] on day 52 of Season 2, which resulted in an 8-6 win for the Crabs.
 
Patterson was also largely responsible for the Crabs' legendary 20-inning game against the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]] on day 52 of Season 2, which resulted in an 8-6 win for the Crabs.

Revision as of 04:28, 30 July 2020


PolkaDot Patterson is a player for the Baltimore Crabs who originally played for the Kansas City Breath Mints during Season 1.

After receiving a "Max Out Pitcher" blessing and switching teams at the end of Season 1, Patterson has been regarded as a Messianic figure by the Crabs, many of whom believe Patterson to be their savior.

Patterson was also largely responsible for the Crabs' legendary 20-inning game against the Breckenridge Jazz Hands on day 52 of Season 2, which resulted in an 8-6 win for the Crabs.


Nicknames

  • Saint Patterson
  • PdP
  • PeePee
  • P O L K A D O T
  • Mound guardian, guardian of the mound
  • The arm(s) that won't quit
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