Pedro Davids
Pedro Davids is a lineup player for the Baltimore Crabs. Davids has been with the Crabs since Season 1.
Official League Records
Davids currently has no notable events in the official record books
History
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Pedro Davids is a biological and cultural anthropologist, as well as a player for the Baltimore Crabs. During his postdoctoral research on the migration habits of cultists of local mythical being The Olde One, he attended a try-out for the Baltimore Crabs, earning a position on the team.
To show his team spirit (and feel closer to The Olde One), Pedro Davids began channeling the humble Hermit Crab by carrying a caravan home on his back at all times. Though the crushing 1560kg weight slightly impedes Pedro's speed, it does protect him from predators and means he never feels homesick.
Personal Life
Pedro Davids is gay.
Davids and Valentine Games were longtime pen pals before joining the league. Both have stated that they continue to write letters to each other despite the frequency with which they see each other in person.
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In Literature
Crabs Poet Laureate Runolfio Peeper wrote the following about Davids:
Pedro much enjoyed his PhD
So all his peers were quite surprised to see
That he descended from the ivory tower
And swore himself unto a deeper power.
When asked about this sudden daring choice
Pedro replied, “In Crabs I do rejoice!
I seek to marry knowledge from my studies
Into communion with my ten-legged buddies.”
Now, on the field Davids is the man
Whose back is tied unto his caravan.
So in the Crabitat or Astrolome
On any blaseball field, Pedro’s home.
