Peanut Idolatry

Peanut Idolatry is a religion started by the fans of Blaseball. It has as its central tenet the primacy of The Peanut among the Blaseball Gods and the belief that fans may bring about Transcendence through elevation of the Three Peanuts above The Red Line in the idolatry rankings. This prophecy is based on an interpretation of The Peanut's message during the Season 5 elections:

"WHO IS TALKING

BE QUIET

YOU WORSHIP THEM

WHEN I WALK AMONG YOU?

MY PROGENY

MY PODS

HONOR THEM TO HONOR ME"

These beliefs are seen as questionable by most, dangerous by some. All the same the faith of its followers is unshakable.

The Unlimited Tacos have become the center of a rival sect, one that believes in The Peanut's divinity but seeks to destroy it in order to bring down the gods. They claim only by elevating Tacos player NaN above The Red Line can the Peanut be defeated.

The 6.5 Tenants of Peanut Law ==

Followers of peanut law are and have been completely convinced of the following tenants.

* Peanuts are yummy

* Peanuts are not for birds

* Peanuts are people

* Peanuts are

* Peanuts never forgive

* Peanuts do not like curse words

* Peanuts know everything