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| − | '''Ortiz Lopez''' is a | + | '''Ortiz Lopez''' is a lineup player for the [[San Francisco Lovers]] who has been playing since [[Season 1]]. |
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| + | At the end of [[Season 2]] Lopez' star rating increased from ★½ to ★★ after being blessed by performance enhancing demons, | ||
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Ortiz is possibly the most seductive of the ''Lovers'', standing at a mighty seven foot tall, with bright pink skin, no eyes, giant cupidlike red lips, a curvaceous figure and with red snakes for hair (that she would describe as "down to her ass"), this goliath gorgon is a kindly and inexplicably sexy woman. | Ortiz is possibly the most seductive of the ''Lovers'', standing at a mighty seven foot tall, with bright pink skin, no eyes, giant cupidlike red lips, a curvaceous figure and with red snakes for hair (that she would describe as "down to her ass"), this goliath gorgon is a kindly and inexplicably sexy woman. | ||
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No team member is said to know of where Ortiz comes from, only that she seems to know where they will go, be that a culturally-specific paradise or a culturally-specific hell. Many myths surround the origin of Ortiz, some say that she appeared from the sky, and others say that she is simply something that exists, a pure being of attractiveness and mystery. Whatever her origin, Ortiz is a valued part of the splort of ''Blaseball,'' and is expected by fans to become a dependable member of the team. | No team member is said to know of where Ortiz comes from, only that she seems to know where they will go, be that a culturally-specific paradise or a culturally-specific hell. Many myths surround the origin of Ortiz, some say that she appeared from the sky, and others say that she is simply something that exists, a pure being of attractiveness and mystery. Whatever her origin, Ortiz is a valued part of the splort of ''Blaseball,'' and is expected by fans to become a dependable member of the team. | ||
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Revision as of 22:55, 12 August 2020
Ortiz Lopez is a lineup player for the San Francisco Lovers who has been playing since Season 1.
Official League Records
At the end of Season 2 Lopez' star rating increased from ★½ to ★★ after being blessed by performance enhancing demons,
History
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Ortiz is possibly the most seductive of the Lovers, standing at a mighty seven foot tall, with bright pink skin, no eyes, giant cupidlike red lips, a curvaceous figure and with red snakes for hair (that she would describe as "down to her ass"), this goliath gorgon is a kindly and inexplicably sexy woman.
Her attractiveness can be a hindrance, though, as she is too distracted by seductively unbuttoning the top button of her shirt, or sexily picking a ball up off the ground, that she forgets that the game is time sensitive, and fails to perform. Equally a hindrance is her medusa hair of glittering red snakes, that act as her eyes to find the ball, as they will often just do their own thing, because they're giant snakes, and completely not sentient or intelligent, they are just snakes. She is also known to steal bases in fits of passion, with the intent of getting closer to her loved ones in the dugout regardless of the consequences. These factors contribute to her two star rating.
Ortiz is a pansexual trans woman and is dating multiple members of the team/polycule. She initially met Knight Urlacher and Percival Wheeler at a biker bar where Percival was, in good form, starting a fight with a bunch of skinheads. She and Percy have been inseperable since, except of course when Blaseball demands.
No team member is said to know of where Ortiz comes from, only that she seems to know where they will go, be that a culturally-specific paradise or a culturally-specific hell. Many myths surround the origin of Ortiz, some say that she appeared from the sky, and others say that she is simply something that exists, a pure being of attractiveness and mystery. Whatever her origin, Ortiz is a valued part of the splort of Blaseball, and is expected by fans to become a dependable member of the team.
