New York Blittle League

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New York Generation Z, affectionately referred to as NYGENZ, is New York's Blittle League Team. They are a collection of janitors and young people hoping to make it big in the Blaseball world. Upon joining the team, each player is gifted from the benevolent and gracious team owners a mafiasona. Nicknames are earned throughout the season.


Their current roster is:

Tristano 'The Rabbit' True

Adelaide 'Lucky' Mollo

Desdemona 'The Fang' Levere

Phoenix 'Four Toes' Rugani

River 'Knife' Cisco

Kameron 'The Writer' Mainer

Rosa 'Flowers' Spinelli

E 'The Boot' Cicco

London 'The Banker' Giordano


Recruitment

Dominic Marijuana of the New York Millennials is known to spend most of his Basethirst (drink) endorsement checks to provide transportation for the underpaid janitorial staff of other franchises for Vibe Checks (replacement for tryouts, see below)

Structure

The team long ago had a traditional structure of leadership, but it was wholly driven off by the ruthless burns and cries of "OK BOOMER" from the players. The team is now an anarcho-commune. They no longer hold traditional tryouts, but instead perform a Vibe Check on hopeful new players.