Difference between revisions of "New York Blittle League"
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West New York Wicked Witches (The Wicked Witches of West New York) | West New York Wicked Witches (The Wicked Witches of West New York) |
Revision as of 13:48, 16 September 2020
The New York Blittle League has numerous teams, with each borough having at least one team. Some of the more well known teams include the Battin' Island Zoomers and the Bronx Stonks
List of New York Blittle League Teams
Battin' Island Zoomers
Bronx Stonks
Brooklyn Orgainic Freelance Artists (BOFA)
Fort Lee Fighting
Hoboken Hobklins
Jersey City Chillers
Manhattan Rent
Mt Vernon ██████
Newark ██████
Queens Flush (The Flush of Queens)
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Upstate Downstates
Weehawken Wee Hawks
West New York Wicked Witches (The Wicked Witches of West New York)
Yonkers Yonkees
Battin' Island Zoomers
New York Generation Z, affectionately referred to as NYGENZ, is Battin' Island's Blittle League Team. They are a collection of janitors and young people hoping to make it big in the Blaseball world. Upon joining the team, each player is gifted from the benevolent and gracious team owners a mafiasona. Nicknames are earned throughout the season.
Their current roster is:
Tristano 'The Rabbit' True
Adelaide 'Lucky' Mollo
Desdemona 'The Fang' Levere
Phoenix 'Four Toes' Rugani
River 'Knife' Cisco
Kameron 'The Writer' Mainer
Rosa 'Flowers' Spinelli
E 'The Boot' Cicco
London 'The Banker' Giordano
Recruitment
Dominic Marijuana of the New York Millennials is known to spend most of his Basethirst (drink) endorsement checks to provide transportation for the underpaid janitorial staff of other franchises for Vibe Checks (replacement for tryouts, see below)
Structure
The team long ago had a traditional structure of leadership, but it was wholly driven off by the ruthless burns and cries of "OK BOOMER" from the players. The team is now an anarcho-commune. They no longer hold traditional tryouts, but instead perform a Vibe Check on hopeful new players.
Bronx Stonks
The Bronx Stonks are a up and coming team within the New York Blittle League. The team has won the title of Most Improved 3 years in a row.
Their current roster is:
Jonie Doughboie
Eric Today
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