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Wyatt "Wyatt Mason" Mason is a hitter for the Unlimited Tacos. Mason has been with the team since Season 1. Mason was a middling hitter for the team, but since swallowing two peanuts in Season 3 he now is one of the team's worst hitters.

Official League Records

Mason was the first player on the team to swallow a stray peanut on Season 3 Day 50 in a game against the Boston Flowers. Though the Tacos would go on to win the game 6-2, Mason had an allergic reaction, dropping them from their original rating of two stars to 1/2 star. This made them the new worst hitter on the team, taking the title from Taiga Quitter. Taiga then swallowed a peanut on Season 3 Day 63, once again making them the worst hitter. However, not to be upstaged, Mason swallowed yet another peanut on Season 3 Day 64 and had another allergic reaction. His star rating remained at 1/2 and it is now unknown who is truly the worst hitter on the team.

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History

Background

Mason comes from a dynasty of prodigious Kickball players and their unexpected entry into the Blaseball league caused significant tension between them and the extended Mason family.

League Career

Mason's calves are their most notable feature as a result of years spent sculpting them into perfect Kickball form. Because of this, Mason has attempted to forego the use of a bat altogether and instead kick the blaseball with their formidable legs. While this is not technically against the rules, this practice was ineffective to the point that manager Al Pastor politely discouraged it in future games.

At 14, Mason is one of the youngest players in the league. They are known for chafing against some of the more formal rules of Blaseball and have been warned multiple times for bad word usage. If this behavior continues, they risk not only expulsion from the league but also being grounded by their dad[1].


  1. TACOS, LOS ANGELES (tacoblaseball). "WHOEVER keeps teaching wyatt bad words PLES stop ther dad said if they cus again they get grounded fom blaseball D:". 2:99. Tweet. [1]