My Roomie Ruslan/IF-62.559

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My Roomie Ruslan and Son

As with many revivals targeted for an all ages audience, My Roomie Ruslan's revival decided to focus not just on Ruslan and his new roommate Lang Richardson, but on the next generation of Greatnesses. However despite the decade long break between the two, Ruslan had not obtained any children. Various attempts were made to cast young actors as Ruslan's offspring, but Ruslan seemed confused by the concept and would regularly state on camera that the child actor was not related to him. Eventually the producers and Ruslan came to a compromise and one of many many birds that Ruslan had raised was cast as his son. While this means that Ruslan's son is incapable of speech or following any sort of plot, he does look very cute in his little hat. Reviews of the revival have been mixed