Moist Owlette
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The Moist Owlette is the official mascot of the Canada Moist Talkers, starting in Season 3.
The Moist Owlette replaced the Belligerent Phlegm Receptacle at the start of Season 3. Why this change was made official has been a major cause for controversy within not only the Moist Talkers organization itself, but the Blaseball universe as a whole.
The Theories
- The team wanted to change the mascot to something more kid friendly, so that parents would be more inclined to bring their children to games. The Moist Talkers had one of the lowest attendance rates in the 0-13 demographic in Season 2, and felt it was time to shift focus.
- It has been well documented that PolkaDot Patterson's hair is insured for $10,000 and dunking their entire head into a fountain full of saliva every game would mean a lot of insurance payments.
- Perhaps the most far-fetched theory of them all, there has been speculation that a child was eaten by the Belligerent Phlegm Receptacle in Season 2. The incident in question involved the child of a member of the Halifax Mob, who control all of the sales of cheese-related items at the park. This has been said to put a major strain on the relationship between the Moist Talkers and the Halifax mob, causing the Moist Talkers to pay significantly more money to the Halifax Mob for the same quality and amount of cheese as a means of paying them to cover up the death of the child. The rumours of trench coat clad figures tossing oddly lumpy garbage bags into the BPR in the dead of night are simply rumours, and stadium staff would appreciate it if you stopped asking them about it.
