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| − | Best known for his "Kentucky Smash" which is achieved by coating his hands librally in the grease from the bottom of a bucket of KFC chicken, Milo is not the best blaseball player but is trying his best. First introduced to the team (and polycule) by [[Theo King]] after joining the cause to depose the unholy regime of [[San Francisco]], he has since formed long lasting relationships with the rest of the team, and is still mourning the loss of [[Paul Barnes|Barnes]] and [[Miguel Javier|Javier]], who he had grown very close to in his time on the team. Milo has worn a black veil to every game since their deaths. He | + | Best known for his "Kentucky Smash" which is achieved by coating his hands librally in the grease from the bottom of a bucket of KFC chicken, Milo is not the best blaseball player but is trying his best. First introduced to the team (and polycule) by [[Theo King]] after joining the cause to depose the unholy regime of [[San Francisco]], he has since formed long lasting relationships with the rest of the team, and is still mourning the loss of [[Paul Barnes|Barnes]] and [[Miguel Javier|Javier]], who he had grown very close to in his time on the team. Milo has worn a black veil to every game since their deaths. He agreed to join the team when it was all [[Knight Urlacher]] would talk about at Family Dinner Night, and man, they were just so enthusiastic how could Milo say no? Milo is a trans man, loves cute things, and would do anything for his loved ones, even if it means losing on purpose to [[Baby Urlacher|Baby Urlacher.]] |
| − | Milo is | + | Milo is fairly oblivious, and remarkably good at missing the surprising or "unique" elements of Blaseball and its players. However, this has led to some setbacks in his personal life. Notably, he did not know that he was one quarter Ent until it was pointed out to him during the [[Siesta]] after Season 3. |
[[Category:San Francisco Lovers]] | [[Category:San Francisco Lovers]] | ||
[[Category:Players]] | [[Category:Players]] | ||
[[Category:Pitchers]] | [[Category:Pitchers]] | ||
Revision as of 21:55, 22 August 2020
Milo Brown is a pitcher for the San Francisco Lovers, active since Season 1
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History
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Best known for his "Kentucky Smash" which is achieved by coating his hands librally in the grease from the bottom of a bucket of KFC chicken, Milo is not the best blaseball player but is trying his best. First introduced to the team (and polycule) by Theo King after joining the cause to depose the unholy regime of San Francisco, he has since formed long lasting relationships with the rest of the team, and is still mourning the loss of Barnes and Javier, who he had grown very close to in his time on the team. Milo has worn a black veil to every game since their deaths. He agreed to join the team when it was all Knight Urlacher would talk about at Family Dinner Night, and man, they were just so enthusiastic how could Milo say no? Milo is a trans man, loves cute things, and would do anything for his loved ones, even if it means losing on purpose to Baby Urlacher.
Milo is fairly oblivious, and remarkably good at missing the surprising or "unique" elements of Blaseball and its players. However, this has led to some setbacks in his personal life. Notably, he did not know that he was one quarter Ent until it was pointed out to him during the Siesta after Season 3.
