Mike Townsend
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A disappointment.
Former band member and current disgrace for the Seattle Garages.
While being almost unquestionably the worst pitcher in the league, Townsend's presence on the mound seems to throw legendary batter Jessica Telephone off. The reason for this is hotly debated by fans.
