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| + | Mike Townsend is a disappointment. | ||
| − | Former band member and current disgrace | + | Former band member and current disgrace for the [[Seattle Garages]]. |
Each time Townsend takes the mound, in lieu of a first pitch, one lucky fan is selected to throw the First Tomato at him. Last season, analysts determined these fan-thrown tomatoes had a greater strike zone accuracy than Townsend's season average. | Each time Townsend takes the mound, in lieu of a first pitch, one lucky fan is selected to throw the First Tomato at him. Last season, analysts determined these fan-thrown tomatoes had a greater strike zone accuracy than Townsend's season average. | ||
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| + | Has a pitch arsenal of two eephus pitches that he insists are different. | ||
While being almost unquestionably the worst pitcher in the league, Townsend's presence on the mound seems to throw legendary batter [[Jessica Telephone]] off. The reason for this is hotly debated by fans. | While being almost unquestionably the worst pitcher in the league, Townsend's presence on the mound seems to throw legendary batter [[Jessica Telephone]] off. The reason for this is hotly debated by fans. | ||
Revision as of 02:50, 30 July 2020
Mike Townsend is a disappointment.
Former band member and current disgrace for the Seattle Garages.
Each time Townsend takes the mound, in lieu of a first pitch, one lucky fan is selected to throw the First Tomato at him. Last season, analysts determined these fan-thrown tomatoes had a greater strike zone accuracy than Townsend's season average.
Has a pitch arsenal of two eephus pitches that he insists are different.
While being almost unquestionably the worst pitcher in the league, Townsend's presence on the mound seems to throw legendary batter Jessica Telephone off. The reason for this is hotly debated by fans.
Townsend once suggested the Garages change their name to the Seattle Bread, due to his love of whole wheat with extra seeds. This only caused the other players to hate him even more.
