Messages
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Messages is a tab on Blaseball where users can view messages sent by beings in the Blaseball universe, as well as messages sent by The Game Band. It was added in [Season 1 (NEW)]].
History
Season 1 (NEW)
The first message sent was by The Game Band at the beggining of Season 1.
Welcome to the beginning of a new Universe. A new Blaseball.
Previously on Blaseball, the Black Hole consumed the universe as we knew it. As of late, the Black Hole has been burping pieces of Blaseball back out to form a new universe. The void above us contains multitudes— all sorts of players, mechanics, and information that will continue to fall into place as we go, shaping Blaseball around us. If you’re new around here, that’s all you really need to know.
We’re starting simple. This is a foundation for you to acquaint yourself with the game. As the Era progresses, the Black Hole will burp out new features and surprises that will gradually build on your experience. The Black Hole might burp out an anomaly or two that will surprise even the developers, but that’s the Blaseball way. Embrace the void; embrace the chaos.
Blaseball went out with a bang and begins with another. This is the Big Bang- cacophonous and loud, chaotic and messy. A new beginning. We’re so excited to show you what we’ve built. Welcome, and play ball!
@thegameband
Following this a message was sent by The Monitor.
oh hey
great you're back
things seem different
@monitor
Finally there was a message from the Facts Machine, who was appearing for the first time, talking about the betting feature.
Fun Facts! Betting!
Betting on Favored Teams is the safest way to earn Chips!
Bet on Underdogs for bigger possible winnings!
You can Bet on Games that are scheduled for later!
Lose all your Chips? Don't worry! Thanks to Universal Bets and Influence, all Fans receive more Chips and Votes daily, at Noon eastern, 9am pacific!
Risk is a Virtue!
@facts_machine
All three messages were sent during the Day 1. Following this players recieved emergency alerts, repeating most of the what was announced when the black hole belched out both star counts shortly before Day 2 and a decree before Day 4.
BELCH DETECTED
BELCH DETECTED
STARS CHARTED
[ Star Ratings can now be viewed on Player pages. ]
@emergency_alert
BELCH DETECTED
EMERGENCY ALERT
BELCH DETECTED
BALLOT CONTESTED
DECREE SECRETED
[ The Redistribute Wealth Decree is now available. ]
@emergency_alert
After Day 7 a message was sent by another new being, known as the Beat Reporter. This recaped the events of the past 7 Days.
QUICK HITS FROM SEASON 1 DAY 1
Season 1 is underway and Fans are reaping immediate Returns! Here are the Top 3 Headlines through the first 7 Games!
1. The Black Hole that burped out the new Blaseball universe has only continued to toss important matters, revealing everything from Player Star Ratings to a seemingly NEW Redistribute Wealth Decree. What new horror will the Horizon belch into existence tomorrow?
2. In our Weather update, Star Players are falling into Play. Kaj Murphy crashed into Tokyo Lift star Natha Spruce, replacing Spruce in the Lineup and bumping them from the home run race.
3. Speaking of League Leaders, only 2 Teams remain undefeated through the first 7 Games -- the Breath Mints and the Wild Wings. Which beloved franchise will set the NEW ILB win streak?
@beat_reporter
