Difference between revisions of "Malik Romayne"

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Malik Romayne is a lineup player for the Hellmouth Sunbeams. Romayne has been with the Hellmouth Sunbeams since Season 1.

Official League Records

Romayne currently has no notable events in the official recordbooks.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
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Personal Life

Before the Hellmouth opened up under Moab, Mailk ran "Romayne's Romaine", a quaint restaurant that had a lot of loyal diners. After all, xe were (and are) an excellent chef! But after the Hellmouth opened up, no one needed to eat anymore, and all of xyr ingredients began degrading at a rapid pace, xe knew it was time for a change of profession. Now, Romayne seeks inspiration in Blaseball. Xe have tried bringing a variety of large cooking implements to use as stand-ins for bats at blaseball games, but these attempts often proved detrimental to performance (notably, Rhys Trombone claimed that Malik was stealing their signature style when doing so).

Xe're best known for making quippy remarks and one-liners, like "I'm serving up a hot dish of justice!" or "You gotta tenderize the ball to hit a home run!" This makes xem either a fan favorite or a groan-inducing necessity, depending on who you ask.

During Season 2, on day 47, Malik Romayne and xyr teammate Igneus Delacruz were married during a game.

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 ==Personal Life==
-Before the [[Hellmouth]] opened up under Moab, Mailk ran "Romayne's Romaine", a quaint restaurant that had a lot of loyal diners. After all, they were (and are) an excellent chef! But after the Hellmouth opened up, no one needed to eat anymore, and all of their ingredients began degrading at a rapid pace, they knew it was time for a change of profession. Now, Romayne seeks inspiration in Blaseball. They have tried bringing a variety of large cooking implements to use as stand-ins for bats at blaseball games, but these attempts often proved detrimental to performance (notably, [[Rhys Trombone]] claimed that Malik was stealing their signature style when doing so).
+Before the [[Hellmouth]] opened up under Moab, Mailk ran "Romayne's Romaine", a quaint restaurant that had a lot of loyal diners. After all, xe were (and are) an excellent chef! But after the Hellmouth opened up, no one needed to eat anymore, and all of xyr ingredients began degrading at a rapid pace, xe knew it was time for a change of profession. Now, Romayne seeks inspiration in Blaseball. Xe have tried bringing a variety of large cooking implements to use as stand-ins for bats at blaseball games, but these attempts often proved detrimental to performance (notably, [[Rhys Trombone]] claimed that Malik was stealing their signature style when doing so).
-They're best known for making quippy remarks and one-liners, like "I'm serving up a hot dish of justice!" or "You gotta tenderize the ball to hit a home run!" This makes them either a fan favorite or a groan-inducing necessity, depending on who you ask.
+Xe're best known for making quippy remarks and one-liners, like "I'm serving up a hot dish of justice!" or "You gotta tenderize the ball to hit a home run!" This makes xem either a fan favorite or a groan-inducing necessity, depending on who you ask.
-During [[Season 2]], on day 47, Malik Romayne and their teammate [[Igneus Delacruz]] were married during a game.
+During [[Season 2]], on day 47, Malik Romayne and xyr teammate [[Igneus Delacruz]] were married during a game.
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