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Lady Matsuyama has a massive prehensile cyborg scorpion tail attached to her body, most frequently seen with a drill on its end. This tail is very flexible and can be used for many purposes, or to spin the wheels of her wheelchair, or to shoot lasers, or to screw in a lightbulb. Lady can swap out the drill for a variety of other tools, such as drills, hands, grabbers, laser cannons, motors, printers, paint rollers, or rocket engines. Many common tools are stored at the bottom of Lady’s dress on a hoop skirt that doubles as a circular rail. To change tools, the motorized bottom of the dress rotates the appropriate tool into place, allegedly inspired by how multi-axis CNC mills swap drill bits. | Lady Matsuyama has a massive prehensile cyborg scorpion tail attached to her body, most frequently seen with a drill on its end. This tail is very flexible and can be used for many purposes, or to spin the wheels of her wheelchair, or to shoot lasers, or to screw in a lightbulb. Lady can swap out the drill for a variety of other tools, such as drills, hands, grabbers, laser cannons, motors, printers, paint rollers, or rocket engines. Many common tools are stored at the bottom of Lady’s dress on a hoop skirt that doubles as a circular rail. To change tools, the motorized bottom of the dress rotates the appropriate tool into place, allegedly inspired by how multi-axis CNC mills swap drill bits. | ||
| − | Lady Matsuyama wears a ring hand-crafted by Bottles Suljak to signify their marriage. Many have asked "what is love", and the answer is an incredible power source. One marriage carries enough energy equivalent to several kilotons of TNT. If asked, Lady Matsuyama will pontificate for hours on her love for her wife. Lady Matsuyama’s tail is powered directly by a small fraction of the love that Bottles Suljak and Lady Matsuyama share. Bottles has been known to tenderly tinker with Lady's tail on occasion. | + | Lady Matsuyama wears a ring hand-crafted by [[Bottles Suljak]] to signify their marriage. Many have asked "what is love", and the answer is an incredible power source. One marriage carries enough energy equivalent to several kilotons of TNT. If asked, Lady Matsuyama will pontificate for hours on her love for her wife. Lady Matsuyama’s tail is powered directly by a small fraction of the love that Bottles Suljak and Lady Matsuyama share. Bottles has been known to tenderly tinker with Lady's tail on occasion. |
Lady has been known to ride motorcycles in her free time. She can often be seen tinkering with her primary motorcycle, and sometimes it has rocket engines instead of wheels, sometimes it has legs. Although Lady grumbles about how adding a sidecar ruins the aerodynamics, Bottles' dejected face is enough to guarantee a sidecar's presence. | Lady has been known to ride motorcycles in her free time. She can often be seen tinkering with her primary motorcycle, and sometimes it has rocket engines instead of wheels, sometimes it has legs. Although Lady grumbles about how adding a sidecar ruins the aerodynamics, Bottles' dejected face is enough to guarantee a sidecar's presence. | ||
Revision as of 03:00, 10 December 2022
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Lady Matsuyama is an eight foot tall tinkerer and artist, and lineup hitter for the Core Mechanics. She uses a wheelchair and has a giant cyborg scorpion tail she built herself.
Lady Matsuyama is known to enjoy extremely femme clothing such as long dresses, even while working. Even though they may end up completely smudged and singed, she still enjoys looking "femme as heck". She sews her own outfits and includes pockets everywhere.
Lady Matsuyama has a massive prehensile cyborg scorpion tail attached to her body, most frequently seen with a drill on its end. This tail is very flexible and can be used for many purposes, or to spin the wheels of her wheelchair, or to shoot lasers, or to screw in a lightbulb. Lady can swap out the drill for a variety of other tools, such as drills, hands, grabbers, laser cannons, motors, printers, paint rollers, or rocket engines. Many common tools are stored at the bottom of Lady’s dress on a hoop skirt that doubles as a circular rail. To change tools, the motorized bottom of the dress rotates the appropriate tool into place, allegedly inspired by how multi-axis CNC mills swap drill bits.
Lady Matsuyama wears a ring hand-crafted by Bottles Suljak to signify their marriage. Many have asked "what is love", and the answer is an incredible power source. One marriage carries enough energy equivalent to several kilotons of TNT. If asked, Lady Matsuyama will pontificate for hours on her love for her wife. Lady Matsuyama’s tail is powered directly by a small fraction of the love that Bottles Suljak and Lady Matsuyama share. Bottles has been known to tenderly tinker with Lady's tail on occasion.
Lady has been known to ride motorcycles in her free time. She can often be seen tinkering with her primary motorcycle, and sometimes it has rocket engines instead of wheels, sometimes it has legs. Although Lady grumbles about how adding a sidecar ruins the aerodynamics, Bottles' dejected face is enough to guarantee a sidecar's presence.
