Difference between revisions of "Lachlan Shelton"

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Lachlan Shelton is a lineup player for the Canada Moist Talkers, who joined the team during Season Three following Kennedy Alstott’s incineration.

Official League Records

Shelton currently has no notable events in the official recordbooks.

History

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Shelton has quickly become a fan favourite, between a game-winning home run in the 21st game of the season and Lachlan's “refreshing” (according to an unspecified Talkers fancast) relatability when contrasted to the majority of the Talkers lineup.

Lachlan joined the splort after his favourite donair restaurant was shut down in the wake of the flooding that overtook most of the country, citing a need for distraction after the loss. Reportedly, Lachlan can be seen before home games on a dinghy over its previous location, rubbing a greasy plastic basket smelling strongly of garlic for good luck.

Trivia

• Shelton’s walk out song is “Farewell to Nova Scotia” by The Irish Rovers

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