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English is not Kick Rocks's first language. (Kick Rocks's first language is a demonic tongue whose mere name would drive mortals to gibbering madness.) This sometimes results in miscommunication, famously including summoning [[Jessica Telephone]] after [[Fearful Symmetry]] requested a telephone for her desk. | English is not Kick Rocks's first language. (Kick Rocks's first language is a demonic tongue whose mere name would drive mortals to gibbering madness.) This sometimes results in miscommunication, famously including summoning [[Jessica Telephone]] after [[Fearful Symmetry]] requested a telephone for her desk. | ||
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Revision as of 15:35, 8 August 2020
Kick Rocks is the pitching coach of the Hades Tigers. According to the ancient legends, Kick Rocks is one of the greatest blaseball pitchers to ever live. No one has ever bothered to confirm if this is true or not. Kick Rocks knows nothing but Blaseball, and has never been observed doing or talking about anything else.
Kick Rocks makes many important decisions for the Tigers beyond pitching coach duties, seemingly at random to outside observers -- but these decisions always seem to work out, and look genius in hindsight. Seeing this, the rest of the Tigers mostly take what was said on faith, treating Kick Rocks as almost an oracle; Kick Rocks denies having any prescient abilities, simply saying "Kick Rocks get a lot of good hunches."
English is not Kick Rocks's first language. (Kick Rocks's first language is a demonic tongue whose mere name would drive mortals to gibbering madness.) This sometimes results in miscommunication, famously including summoning Jessica Telephone after Fearful Symmetry requested a telephone for her desk.
