Kennedy Meh
Kennedy Meh is a batter for the San Francisco Lovers.
He joined the team Day 11 of Season 3 following the incineration of Miguel Javier during a game against the Chicago Firefighters, who are from Chicago.
Kennedy was a happy-go-lucky child without a care in the world. He got straight A's in school and was destined to go to College. Everything changed for him however when he was one day passing behind the bleachers of Ye Olde' San Francisco High. There, a group of goth kids invited Kennedy to partake of ███'s ███████ and listen to hardcore death metal. Eyewitness accounts claim that the moment Kennedy heard the incoherant screaming of the lead singer, his hair grew 5 inches and instantly became black. From this moment on Kennedy was a goth for life.
Now in his early thirties, Kennedy is still a goth. The New San Francisco Journal of Medicine details the symptoms of goth are: Apathy, Lethargy and a Penchant for spikes. Despite this, Kennedy still rose to the occasion and now plays Blaseball to support his partner Knight Urlacher, whom he met at a Metal Librarians's Club concert. He tries his best in the name of love but finds novel concepts like 'effort' pointless.
