Kennedy Loser

Art by @jennayowza

Kennedy Loser
Basic Information
Team	Baltimore Crabs
Status	Intact, Alive
Batting	★★1/2
Pitching	★★
Defense	★★★★
Running	★★★★
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Tarot
Coffee Style	Decaf
Blood Type	Love
Fate	83
Soulscream	UEEIXUEEIXUXXAHAXXAHAXHOAUAHOAUAHEEAIAEEAIAEIIAAEIIAAEI

Kennedy Loser is a player for the Baltimore Crabs. They have played for the team since Season 1.

Official League Records

Loser is perhaps best known for their home run in the 20th inning that brought the Crabs to an 8-6 victory over the Breckenridge Jazz Hands on day 52 of Blaseball Season 2.

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The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Loser stated in an interview that while they were previously known as Loser Kennedy, they swapped their first and last names to avoid the Kennedy curse. They have also stated that their favorite part of any blaseball game is hearing a stadium shout "Loser! Loser! Loser!" and that they are "fueled by hate."

While they have successfully avoided the nominative phenomenon known as the "Kennedy curse," it is theorized that Kennedy has harbored a "Loser aura" since the name change, causing nearby batters—both on the Crabs and the opposing team—to make horrible mistakes. Although this theory has not yet been proven, it may help to explain why so many ground outs are hit to Kennedy Loser, and why they seem to be incapable of hitting a ball 90% of the time. Believers in the "Loser aura" are also split on whether it is connected to incidents of The Olde One seeming to speak through Loser.

Loser if often described as a father figure by many of the Crabs. "It's like, he doesn't always get your music or understand why you're wearing you cap backwards but he's always at the grill come BBQ day and he's saved a hot dog just for you."

Loser is known to have a matching arm tattoo with Tillman Henderson.