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| − | {{Player|team=[[Chicago Firefighters]]|status=Alive|rating=★½|batting=★★½|pitching=★½| baserunning=(bugged)| defense=★★★| item=None| armor=None| evolution=Base| ritual=Hyperventilating| coffee=Light & Sweet| blood=Psychic| fate=22| soulscream=AUEOUAUEOUAOEAIAOEAIAOIUAHUIUAHUIAHAEXAHAEXAHXAHEHXAHEHOXIXIOXIXIOEIAEHEIAEHEAAAOAAAAOAAAEAIAAEAIAA|pronouns=they/them|image1=[[justice.png]]|caption1=Art by Fen @sublimemarch on [https://twitter.com/sublimemarch Twitter].|twitter_account=@JusticeThe2nd|spouses=Whit Steakknife (deceased)|relatives=Spork Steakknife - child | + | {{Player|team=[[Chicago Firefighters]]|status=Alive|rating=★½|batting=★★½|pitching=★½| baserunning=(bugged)| defense=★★★| item=None| armor=None| evolution=Base| ritual=Hyperventilating| coffee=Light & Sweet| blood=Psychic| fate=22| soulscream=AUEOUAUEOUAOEAIAOEAIAOIUAHUIUAHUIAHAEXAHAEXAHXAHEHXAHEHOXIXIOXIXIOEIAEHEIAEHEAAAOAAAAOAAAEAIAAEAIAA|pronouns=they/them|image1=[[justice.png]]|caption1=Art by Fen @sublimemarch on [https://twitter.com/sublimemarch Twitter].|twitter_account=@JusticeThe2nd|spouses=[[Whit Steakknife]] (deceased)|relatives=Spork Steakknife - child |
Spatula Steakknife - child}}Justice Spoon is a pitcher for the [[Chicago Firefighters]], and has been with the Firefighters since the start of [[Internet League Blaseball]]. | Spatula Steakknife - child}}Justice Spoon is a pitcher for the [[Chicago Firefighters]], and has been with the Firefighters since the start of [[Internet League Blaseball]]. | ||
| − | == Official League Record == | + | ==Official League Record== |
Spoon does not currently have any notable events on record. | Spoon does not currently have any notable events on record. | ||
| − | == Appearance == | + | ==Appearance== |
{{Community Lore}} | {{Community Lore}} | ||
Justice Spoon always wears the [[Justice Blindfold]]. It is currently unknown if Justice Spoon is blind or not, or if they wear the blindfold for other reasons. | Justice Spoon always wears the [[Justice Blindfold]]. It is currently unknown if Justice Spoon is blind or not, or if they wear the blindfold for other reasons. | ||
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They are a living marble statue. | They are a living marble statue. | ||
| − | == History == | + | ==History== |
At some point, [[Tyreek Olive]], previously Justice Olive, handed down the Justice Blindfold to Spoon. Spoon then inherited the name "Justice", replacing their old name, lost to memory. | At some point, [[Tyreek Olive]], previously Justice Olive, handed down the Justice Blindfold to Spoon. Spoon then inherited the name "Justice", replacing their old name, lost to memory. | ||
Justice now plays in Tyreek's honor after they were incinerated on 2:26, [[The Discipline Era]]. | Justice now plays in Tyreek's honor after they were incinerated on 2:26, [[The Discipline Era]]. | ||
| − | In the mornings, Justice runs an egg bowl breakfast spot. During the day, they pitch for the Chicago Firefighters. At night, they run a private detective agency. | + | In the mornings, Justice runs an egg bowl breakfast spot. During the day, they pitch for the Chicago Firefighters. At night, they run a private detective agency. After the death of their husband [[Whit Steakknife]], Justice has devoted their time to tracking down the rogue umpire who incinerated him and bringing them to justice. They are busy training their children Spork and Spatula, to take over the agency should something happen to her. The family can often be found going on picnic/manhunts together. |
Justice's best pitch is the "forkball". | Justice's best pitch is the "forkball". | ||
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Like all of us, they are from [[Chicago]]. Their jersey number is 618. | Like all of us, they are from [[Chicago]]. Their jersey number is 618. | ||
| − | == Trivia == | + | ==Trivia== |
| − | * Justice loves to snuggle, especially with their spouse [[Whit Steakknife]], who is a knife. | + | *Justice loves to snuggle, especially with their spouse [[Whit Steakknife]], who is a knife. |
| − | * They only listen to Justice. | + | *They only listen to Justice. |
| − | * They are incapable of playing the spoons, as they have no rhythm. | + | *They are incapable of playing the spoons, as they have no rhythm. |
| − | * They only ever wear Justice-brand sportswear. | + | *They only ever wear Justice-brand sportswear. |
| − | * Justice is either incapable of sleep or simply does not wish to. | + | *Justice is either incapable of sleep or simply does not wish to. |
| − | == Fan Art == | + | == Fan Art== |
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Revision as of 00:25, 26 August 2020
Justice Spoon is a pitcher for the Chicago Firefighters, and has been with the Firefighters since the start of Internet League Blaseball.
Official League Record
Spoon does not currently have any notable events on record.
Appearance
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Justice Spoon always wears the Justice Blindfold. It is currently unknown if Justice Spoon is blind or not, or if they wear the blindfold for other reasons.
They are a living marble statue.
History
At some point, Tyreek Olive, previously Justice Olive, handed down the Justice Blindfold to Spoon. Spoon then inherited the name "Justice", replacing their old name, lost to memory.
Justice now plays in Tyreek's honor after they were incinerated on 2:26, The Discipline Era.
In the mornings, Justice runs an egg bowl breakfast spot. During the day, they pitch for the Chicago Firefighters. At night, they run a private detective agency. After the death of their husband Whit Steakknife, Justice has devoted their time to tracking down the rogue umpire who incinerated him and bringing them to justice. They are busy training their children Spork and Spatula, to take over the agency should something happen to her. The family can often be found going on picnic/manhunts together.
Justice's best pitch is the "forkball".
Like all of us, they are from Chicago. Their jersey number is 618.
Trivia
- Justice loves to snuggle, especially with their spouse Whit Steakknife, who is a knife.
- They only listen to Justice.
- They are incapable of playing the spoons, as they have no rhythm.
- They only ever wear Justice-brand sportswear.
- Justice is either incapable of sleep or simply does not wish to.
Fan Art
Edit by PhirephighterFil.
Art by Fen @sublimemarch.
Justice Spoon is from Chicago
