Joe Voorhees/IF-38.005

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Disappearance into the Shadows

During his short stint in Hellmouth, Joe established himself as the Beams' Bad Boy, often disappearing immediately after games and being unreachable by other players or his agent for days at a time. Rumors spread through the Hellmouth of Joe's proclivity for noctournal activities, and sightings of Joe along Old Highway 191 in the middle of the night became more frequent as the season drew to a close.

During the last inning of the last game of the season, Joe slipped off the field unnoticed. At the end of the last inning, members of the Sunbeams team, grounds crew, and management office found that Joe had slipped thank you notes into their pockets, shoes, hats, and safes, each thanking them for showing him kindness during his time in Hellmouth, each hand-written on expensive stationery and featuring playful hand-drawn cartoons of smiling knives. Nearly all reported feeling a chill go down their spine at some point during the ninth inning.

Joe was last seen alive at a gas station on the outskirts of the Hellmouth, near the wild region where the Shadows of Hellmouth begin. But to this day, Hellmouth residents still report seeing Joe out on Old Highway 191 at night, only now he is seen chasing Mike Townsend through the Shadows...