Hendricks Richardson

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Hendricks Richardson is a player for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands. Richardson has been playing for the Jazz Hands since Season 2, Day 80 after replacing Alexandria Dracaena due to incineration.

Internet League Blaseball Career

On Season 3, Day 11, Richardson swallowed a peanut and had an allergic reaction.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
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The Jazz Hands refer to Richardson as Hendricks "Richie 'Eat the Rich' Rich" Richardson.

Life and Curse

Hendricks was a destitute professor who spent decades studying economic systems and writing papers assailing capitalist structures. On his 70th birthday he was attacked by a Trustchild, a rabid and privileged creature that hunts the poor by the light of the Gold Moon. This scarred Richardson's credit identity with the Curse of the Funded Trust, permanently giving him access to billions of dollars, and turned his withered body into the monstrous hybrid he is known as today.

Player History

On 3:11 he accidentally swallowed a peanut that a bird had dropped into his beard. He had a particularly nasty reaction, and his play hasn't been the same since.