Hendricks Richardson

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Hendricks "Richie 'Eat the Rich' Rich" Richardson is a player for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands. He replaced Alexandria Dracaena when Alexandria was incinerated in 2:80, Discipline Era.

Life and Curse

Hendricks was a destitute professor who spent decades studying economic systems and writing papers assailing capitalist structures. On his 70th birthday he was attacked by a Trustchild, a rabid and privileged creature that hunts the poor by the light of the Gold Moon. This scarred Richardson's credit identity with the Curse of the Funded Trust, permanently giving him access to billions of dollars, and turned his withered body into the monstrous hybrid he is known as today.

Player History

He has a known peanut allergy, and on 3:11 he accidentally swallowed a peanut that a bird had dropped into his beard. He had a particularly nasty reaction, and his play hasn't been the same since.