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'''Hendricks Richardson''' is a lineup player for the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]]. Richardson has been playing for the Jazz Hands since [[Season 2]], Day 80 after replacing [[Alexandria Dracaena]] due to incineration. | '''Hendricks Richardson''' is a lineup player for the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]]. Richardson has been playing for the Jazz Hands since [[Season 2]], Day 80 after replacing [[Alexandria Dracaena]] due to incineration. | ||
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On [[Season 3]], Day 11, Richardson swallowed a peanut and had an allergic reaction. Richardson's rating was changed from ★★★ to ★★. | On [[Season 3]], Day 11, Richardson swallowed a peanut and had an allergic reaction. Richardson's rating was changed from ★★★ to ★★. | ||
Revision as of 23:05, 11 August 2020
Hendricks Richardson is a lineup player for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands. Richardson has been playing for the Jazz Hands since Season 2, Day 80 after replacing Alexandria Dracaena due to incineration.
Official League Records
On Season 3, Day 11, Richardson swallowed a peanut and had an allergic reaction. Richardson's rating was changed from ★★★ to ★★.
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The Jazz Hands refer to Richardson as Hendricks "Richie 'Eat the Rich' Rich" Richardson.
Life and Curse
Hendricks was a destitute professor who spent decades studying economic systems and writing papers assailing capitalist structures. On his 70th birthday he was attacked by a Trustchild, a rabid and privileged creature that hunts the poor by the light of the Gold Moon. This scarred Richardson's credit identity with the Curse of the Funded Trust, permanently giving him access to billions of dollars, and turned his withered body into the monstrous hybrid he is known as today.
Player History
On 3:11 he accidentally swallowed a peanut that a bird had dropped into his beard. He had a particularly nasty reaction, and his play hasn't been the same since.
