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| − | + | [[File:Nobody2.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Odysseus Nobody, a humanoid figure wearing lace up thigh high boots, and a jacket. They are just an outline. The background is made up of a collage of images, outlining Nobody's form, showing various buildings, the front page of a Moab News paper, a sports field, a street sign, a classroom, among other things. The images beneath Nobody are red, while the others are dark. Nobody has one eye, and there are other eyes scattered on the darker images. Nobody appears to be looking at the viewer.|thumb]] | |
| − | + | [[File:Nobody1.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Odysseus Nobody, a humanoid figure wearing lace up thigh high boots, and a jacket. They are just an outline. The background is made up of a collage of images, outlining Nobody's form, showing various buildings, the front page of a Moab News paper, a sports field, a street sign, a classroom, among other things. Nobody has one eye, and there are other eyes scattered on the darker images. Nobody appears to be looking at the viewer. |thumb]]Odysseus Nobody is {{#choose:an accountant at your bank|a cashier who works at the gas station you just got a chocolate bar from|the insurance salesperson who you just told to never cold call you again|an actor who has played extras in several films you have seen, though you can never remember which ones|your neighbor|your friend’s neighbor|your parents’ neighbor|the person who sold you your dog|the person you made eye contact with on the street, who smiled - the person you saw on the street on the other side of town a day later, who smiled - the person you saw queuing up to go to a TIAT concert, who smiled}}. Nobody knows how or why Nobody does this. Nobody has been heard complaining to you about the pressures of their job, though you’re pretty sure it isn’t true that Nobody has a job in Hellmouth, after all, there is that one [[Guy Gulp|Guy]]. | |
| − | Odysseus Nobody is {{#choose:an accountant at your bank|a cashier who works at the gas station you just got a chocolate bar from|the insurance salesperson who you just told to never cold call you again|an actor who has played extras in several films you have seen, though you can never remember which ones|your neighbor|your friend’s neighbor|your parents’ neighbor|the person who sold you your dog|the person you made eye contact with on the street, who smiled - the person you saw on the street on the other side of town a day later, who smiled - the person you saw queuing up to go to a TIAT concert, who smiled}}. Nobody knows how or why Nobody does this. Nobody has been heard complaining to you about the pressures of their job, though you’re pretty sure it isn’t true that Nobody has a job in Hellmouth, after all, there is that one [[Guy Gulp|Guy]]. | ||
Somebody has said that Nobody does not have a shadow and that Everybody should have one, though didn’t have any proof of this statement. Hellmouth being Hellmouth, Nobody doesn’t enjoy spending time out in the sun. Nobody has been described as too tall, especially when wearing lace up thigh high boots. | Somebody has said that Nobody does not have a shadow and that Everybody should have one, though didn’t have any proof of this statement. Hellmouth being Hellmouth, Nobody doesn’t enjoy spending time out in the sun. Nobody has been described as too tall, especially when wearing lace up thigh high boots. | ||
Latest revision as of 16:29, 17 May 2022
Resident / Community LoreThis article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community. It is just one of many Residents that we've found in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill. You can find more Residents about Hellmouth (town) at their Resident Registry.
Odysseus Nobody is the person you made eye contact with on the street, who smiled - the person you saw on the street on the other side of town a day later, who smiled - the person you saw queuing up to go to a TIAT concert, who smiled. Nobody knows how or why Nobody does this. Nobody has been heard complaining to you about the pressures of their job, though you’re pretty sure it isn’t true that Nobody has a job in Hellmouth, after all, there is that one Guy.
Somebody has said that Nobody does not have a shadow and that Everybody should have one, though didn’t have any proof of this statement. Hellmouth being Hellmouth, Nobody doesn’t enjoy spending time out in the sun. Nobody has been described as too tall, especially when wearing lace up thigh high boots.
Nobody lives on a street where Nobody lives, fairly close to the Hellmouth itself. Nobody has a white picket fence and two and a half children, though it’s unclear which half (or who has the other half). Nobody has a dog. Nobody can tell you what kind of dog it is. Nobody has lived in Hellmouth for a very long time. Nobody considers it an excellent place to raise children. Nobody has asked you if you would like to spend some time with the children.
Nobody enjoys spending time with the other inhabitants of the town. Nobody has started the beginnings of an amateur flootball league with local parents - Nobody is captain of one team and Somebody is captain of the other. Nobody hopes that Everybody will feel invited. Nobody hopes that you will come along to play one day. Nobody has a uniform put aside for you.
