Fitzgerald Blackburn

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Fitzgerald Blackburn is a lineup player for the Houston Spies, and has been with the team since Season 3, Day 76, replacing Miki Santana due to incineration.

Official League Record

Blackburn has no notable events on record.

Physical Appearance

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Blackburn's physical form is said to be highly reminiscent of the silhouette left behind by someone caught in a nuclear blast. Constantly emanating from eir body is a thin veil of black smoke. The effects of breathing in this smoke aren't known, but as of yet no long-term effects have been reported. When referring to Fitzgerald it's preferred to cycle through the pronouns used, to reflect the numerous entities composing dem. However, for clarity's sake, she also approves of using they/them.

Origin

Exactly thirty seconds after Miki Santana's incineration on Day 76 of Season 3, various non-Blaseball related media outlets around Hellmouth and Hades reported steady streams of black ichor flowing outwards from the Blaseball Stadium of each city, roughly in the direction of Houston. These streams quickly converged at the site where Miki fell, assuming the humanoid form that fans now refer to as Fitzgerald Blackburn. It is unclear exactly why this phenomenon occurred; however it has become an increasingly common sight for Spies fans to see figures reminiscent of Blackburn stand atop various structures, staring and shaking their heads in the direction of both Hellmouth and Hades.

Regarding Replacing Miki Santana

The various shadowy entities that form Fitzgerald have gone on record to say that while they may be replacing Miki on the team, they have no intention of taking their place within the hearts of fans. Xe has also stated that Miki was "still with us" and that "they should be proud that their hard work has paid off".