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Fitzgerald Blackburn is a lineup player for the Houston Spies, and has been with the team since Season 3, Day 76, replacing Miki Santana due to incineration.

Official League Record

Blackburn has no notable events on record.

Physical Appearance

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Blackburn's physical form is said to be highly reminiscent of the silhouette left behind by someone caught in a nuclear blast. Constantly emanating from eir body is a thin veil of black smoke. The effects of breathing in this smoke aren't known, but as of yet no long-term effects have been reported. When referring to Fitzgerald it's preferred to cycle through the pronouns used, to reflect the numerous entities composing dem. However, for clarity's sake, she also approves of using they/them.

Origin

Exactly thirty seconds after Miki Santana's incineration on Day 76 of Season 3, various non-Blaseball related media outlets around Hellmouth and Hades reported steady streams of black ichor flowing outwards from the Blaseball Stadium of each city, roughly in the direction of Houston. These streams quickly converged at the site where Miki fell, assuming the humanoid form that fans now refer to as Fitzgerald Blackburn. It is unclear exactly why this phenomenon occurred; however it has become an increasingly common sight for Spies fans to see figures reminiscent of Blackburn stand atop various structures, staring and shaking their heads in the direction of both Hellmouth and Hades.

Regarding Replacing Miki Santana

The various shadowy entities that form Fitzgerald have gone on record to say that while they may be replacing Miki on the team, they have no intention of taking their place within the hearts of fans. Ominously, xe has also stated that Miki was "still with us" and that "they should be proud that their hard work has paid off".

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 '''Fitzgerald Blackburn''' is a lineup player for the [[Houston Spies]], and has been with the team since [[Season 3]], Day 76, replacing [[Miki Santana]] due to incineration.
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 == Physical Appearance ==
 {{Community Lore}}
-Blackburn's physical form is said to be highly reminiscent of the silhouette someone caught in a nuclear blast may leave behind, but 3 dimensional. Ey also have smoke constantly emanating from them. Effects of breathing in this smoke aren't known. When referring to Fitzgerald, it's preferred to cycle through the pronouns used, to reflect the numerous entities compromising dem. However, for clarity's sake, she also approves of using they/them.
+Blackburn's physical form is said to be highly reminiscent of the silhouette left behind by someone caught in a nuclear blast. Constantly emanating from eir body is a thin veil of black smoke. The effects of breathing in this smoke aren't known, but as of yet no long-term effects have been reported. When referring to Fitzgerald it's preferred to cycle through the pronouns used, to reflect the numerous entities composing dem. However, for clarity's sake, she also approves of using they/them.
 == Origin ==
-When first called upon by the Spies on Day 76 Season 3, various shadows and inky humanoids collided near the fallen Miki and assumed the form that fans now refer to as Fitzgerald Blackburn. Exactly thirty seconds after Miki's death, various non-Blaseball related media outlets around [[Hellmouth]] and [[Hades]] reported that a steady stream of black ichor began to flow outwards from the Blaseball Stadium of each city, roughly in the direction of [[Houston]]. No solid connection between Blackburn and these incidents have been uncovered; however it has become an increasingly common sight for Spies fans to see figures reminiscent of Blackburn stand atop various structures, staring and shaking their head in the direction of both Hellmouth and Hades.
+Exactly thirty seconds after Miki Santana's incineration on Day 76 of Season 3, various non-Blaseball related media outlets around [[Hellmouth]] and [[Hades]] reported steady streams of black ichor flowing outwards from the Blaseball Stadium of each city, roughly in the direction of [[Houston]]. These streams quickly converged at the site where Miki fell, assuming the humanoid form that fans now refer to as Fitzgerald Blackburn. It is unclear exactly why this phenomenon occurred; however it has become an increasingly common sight for Spies fans to see figures reminiscent of Blackburn stand atop various structures, staring and shaking their heads in the direction of both Hellmouth and Hades.
 == Regarding Replacing Miki Santana ==
-The various shadowy entities which form Fitzgerald have gone on record that while they may be taking Miki's spot on the Spies, they have no intention of replacing the deceased player's place within the hearts of fans. Ominously, xe has stated that Miki was "still with us."
+The various shadowy entities that form Fitzgerald have gone on record to say that while they may be replacing Miki on the team, they have no intention of taking their place within the hearts of fans. Ominously, xe has also stated that Miki was "still with us" and that "they should be proud that their hard work has paid off".
 [[Category:Houston Spies]]
 [[Category:Players]]
 [[Category:Players Who Replaced an Incinerated Player]]
 [[Category:Lineup Players]]