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Dr. Felix Garbage is a pitcher for the [[New York Millennials]].  
 
Dr. Felix Garbage is a pitcher for the [[New York Millennials]].  
  
Felix is well known for his innovative double-leg-lift pitching technique, one which no other pitcher has been able to replicate. He attributes his ability to a PhD in Physics, a doctorate he earned from Cornell University in his hometown of Ithaca, NY.  
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Felix is well known for his innovative double-leg-lift pitching technique, one which no other pitcher has been able to replicate. He attributes his ability to a PhD in Physics, a doctorate he earned from Cornell University in his hometown of Ithaca, NY where wrote his doctoral thesis on gravitational anomalies in Blaseball rhombi.  
  
 
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== Garbage Day ==
 
== Garbage Day ==
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Squaring off against the 38-11 [[Dallas Steaks]] midway through a disappointing Season 2, the Millennials pulled off a surprise win after Garbage dominated the Steaks into extra innings, and a solo home run by star player [[Thomas Dracaena]] put the Millennials on top (and the Steaks in [[Shame]]) at the bottom of 15 innings.
 
[[File:Garbage day.png|thumb|Garbage Day Final Box Score]]
 
[[File:Garbage day.png|thumb|Garbage Day Final Box Score]]
Squaring off against the 38-11 [[Dallas Steaks]] midway through a disappointing Season 2, the Millennials pulled off a surprise win after Garbage dominated the Steaks into extra innings, and a solo home run by star player [[Thomas Dracaena]] put the Millennials on top (and the Steaks in [[Shame]]) at the bottom of 15 innings.
 
 
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Revision as of 13:56, 7 August 2020


Dr. Felix Garbage is a pitcher for the New York Millennials.

Felix is well known for his innovative double-leg-lift pitching technique, one which no other pitcher has been able to replicate. He attributes his ability to a PhD in Physics, a doctorate he earned from Cornell University in his hometown of Ithaca, NY where wrote his doctoral thesis on gravitational anomalies in Blaseball rhombi.


Garbage Day

Squaring off against the 38-11 Dallas Steaks midway through a disappointing Season 2, the Millennials pulled off a surprise win after Garbage dominated the Steaks into extra innings, and a solo home run by star player Thomas Dracaena put the Millennials on top (and the Steaks in Shame) at the bottom of 15 innings.

Garbage Day Final Box Score

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