Difference between revisions of "Felix Garbage"

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Dr. Felix Garbage is a pitcher for the New York Millennials.

Felix is well known for his innovative double-leg-lift pitching technique, one which no other pitcher has been able to replicate. He attributes his ability to a PhD in Physics, a doctorate he earned from Cornell University in his hometown of Ithaca, NY.

Garbage Day

Garbage Day Final Box Score

Squaring off against the 38-11 Dallas Steaks midway through a disappointing Season 2, the Millennials pulled off a surprise win after Garbage dominated the Steaks into extra innings, and a solo home run by star player Thomas Dracaena put the Millennials on top (and the Steaks in Shame) at the bottom of 15 innings.

Siblings

Felix Garbage is the sibling of Canada Moist Talkers player Eugenia Garbage.

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 Dr. Felix Garbage is a pitcher for the [[New York Millennials]].
-Felix is well known for his innovative double-leg-lift pitching technique, one which no other pitcher has been able to replicate. He attributes his ability to “A PhD in Physics,” a doctorate he earned from Cornell University in his hometown of Ithaca, NY.
+Felix is well known for his innovative double-leg-lift pitching technique, one which no other pitcher has been able to replicate. He attributes his ability to a PhD in Physics, a doctorate he earned from Cornell University in his hometown of Ithaca, NY.
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