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Revision as of 17:22, 22 August 2020
Famous Owens is a player for the Hades Tigers. Owens has been with the team since the start of Season 1.
Official League Records
Owens currently has no notable events in the official recordbooks.
Interdimensional Rumor Mill
- The IRM randomly chooses one backstory of many written by the Blaseball community when the page is loaded. If you would like to edit this entry, click IF-21.661, or if you would like to see a list of all Rumors for this player, click Rumor Registry. To read all about the Interdimensional Rumor Mill, visit Interdimensional Rumor Mill.
Famoss 'Famous' Owens is a sentient patch of moss located in the Elysian Fields. Their location is renowned as a place of incredible natural beauty, and the 'essential' oils secreted from the land around them are purported to be fabulous for one's skin. As a result, Owens is deeply beloved and indeed, Famous, and people make the voyage from far away to visit them.
Hades cut a deal with Owens for a constant supply of these oils, in exchange allowing them to play blaseball. Hades later learned he definitely got the raw end of the deal. Despite being moss, Owens has the natural flair and showmanship of a salesperson, sometimes causing their play to go awry when they insert special offer plugs into their walk up.
Owens took the opportunity of their shadowing in Season β19 to develop new strains of oils, using their vast blaseball experience to alter the composition of the decomposition. These fresh new products, including eau de la Scrungle, and the Ump Ash Compress, have sold like hot cakes.
