Evelton McBlase II/IF-55.889

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In Literature

Crabs Poet Laureate Runolfio Peeper had the following to say about Evelton McBlase II:

McBlase was One, and pretty good,

And so the Spies just thought they could

Repeat McBlase with Blase the Second

Nothing simpler, they all reckoned.

At first it seemed the plan was smart

For none could tell them both apart

But once they stepped into the cage

The skill of Two was clear to gauge.

He couldn’t bat, or run, or pitch

And had a much more fatal glitch

He proved to be an amiable guy

Who didn’t have the guile to spy.

And so they tried him in the Isles;

Fate intervened with further trials

Our chill friend Two, who fast fatigues,

Was scuttled up to the big leagues.

The Crabs pondered this hapless man,

And so devised a cunning plan

He’d see few bases, much less home,

But yes, McBlase could ably roam!

Though not a Crab, McBlase is proud

That by Crab wills he's been allowed,

To finally have a skill of note:

Between the teams he now will float.

And in this flooded world I think,

That is much better than to sink!