Evelton McBlase II/IF-55.889

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In Literature

Crabs Poet Laureate Runolfio Peeper had the following to say about Evelton McBlase II:

McBlase was One, and pretty good,
And so the Spies just thought they could
Repeat McBlase with Blase the Second
Nothing simpler, they all reckoned.

At first it seemed the plan was smart
For none could tell them both apart
But once they stepped into the cage
The skill of Two was clear to gauge.

He couldn’t bat, or run, or pitch
And had a much more fatal glitch
He proved to be an amiable guy
Who didn’t have the guile to spy.

And so they tried him in the Isles;
Fate intervened with further trials
Our chill friend Two, who fast fatigues,
Was scuttled up to the big leagues.

The Crabs pondered this hapless man,
And so devised a cunning plan
He’d see few bases, much less home,
But yes, McBlase could ably roam!

Though not a Crab, McBlase is proud
That by Crab wills he's been allowed,
To finally have a skill of note:
Between the teams he now will float.

And in this flooded world I think,
That is much better than to sink!