Difference between revisions of "Esme Ramsey"

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Esme Ramsey is a player for the Charleston Shoe Thieves.

Ramsey first encountered Blaseball while drinking from a pool of primordial malice and witnessing the First Pitch (or an approximation thereof). This created an irresistible compulsion to play Blaseball, and despite having no prior experience with the splort, Ramsey could consistently be found clinging to the fence outside Hellmouth Sunbeams (Then the Moab Sunbeams) games and attempting to ingest stray balls. This determination ultimately proved appealing to the Subeams, who brought Ramsey on as a member of the roster. The batter served admirably for several years before being released a s a free agent, and finding themselves inexplicably drawn to the fledgling Shoe Thieves. Ramsey has proved to be a reliable hitter, going as far as winning the team's MVP award for Postseason 2 due to their consistency and high RBI count.

Ramsey claims to be Gordon Ramsey's illegitimate child. This claim is substantiated by the fact that Ramsey is Choux Stadium's preeminent patissier. However, Gordon has no knowledge of Ramsey's existence, and is entirely unable to answer questions regarding the batter.

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 Esme Ramsey is a player for the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]].
-Ramsey first encountered Blaseball while drinking from a pool of primordial malice and witnessing the [[First Pitch]] (or an approximation thereof). This created an irresistible compulsion to play Blaseball, and despite having no prior experience with the splort, Ramsey could consistently be found clinging to the fence outside Charleston Shoe Thieves games and attempting to ingest stray balls. This determination ultimately proved appealing to the Shoe Thieves, who brought Ramsey on as a member of the roster where Ramsey have proved to be a reliable hitter of Singles.
+Ramsey first encountered Blaseball while drinking from a pool of primordial malice and witnessing the [[First Pitch]] (or an approximation thereof). This created an irresistible compulsion to play Blaseball, and despite having no prior experience with the splort, Ramsey could consistently be found clinging to the fence outside [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]] (Then the [[Moab]] Sunbeams) games and attempting to ingest stray balls. This determination ultimately proved appealing to the Subeams, who brought Ramsey on as a member of the roster. The batter served admirably for several years before being released a s a free agent, and finding themselves inexplicably drawn to the fledgling Shoe Thieves. Ramsey has proved to be a reliable hitter, going as far as winning the team's MVP award for Postseason 2 due to their consistency and high RBI count.
 Ramsey claims to be Gordon Ramsey's illegitimate child. This claim is substantiated by the fact that Ramsey is Choux Stadium's preeminent patissier. However, Gordon has no knowledge of Ramsey's existence, and is entirely unable to answer questions regarding the batter.