Dominic Marijuana

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Dominic Marijuana is a batter for the New York Millennials. He is the brother of Hellmouth Sunbeams player Randy Marijuana and grandson of Randolfus von Marijuana.


Survivor's Guilt

On Day 14 of Season 3, at 4:20AM, an Umpire attempted to incinerate Dom. Knowing that he was integral to the team, Chorby Soul pushed Dom out of the way of the incoming blast and took it upon themselves. Dom has since been haunted by this, impacting his performance so far in the rest of the season.

Statistics Scandal

Midway through Season 2, hackers unceremoniously leaked Marijuana's player statistics on Twitter[1].

The Commissioner was quick to respond "Reported"[2] to the Twitter user who first broke the story, but no consequences seem to have come from the tweet.

When asked about the incident, Marijuana responded, "Mostly I'm just glad to know I'm not deceased."

Sponsorships

Dominic Marijuana is the primary face of BASETHIRST and is known to use the checks from the sponsorship to fly out the underpaid janitorial staff of other Blaseball teams to try out for Blittle League.